Rick's Nearly Missing Backyard Grill

[Faggot Boqposter]

Just tag @Sue Lightning next time brotherman

Sue would need to rob a whole sherwin Williams warehouse to fit one of his “jokes” on paint cans

 

[quasi101]

You realize you're asking Rick to leave

AND NEVER RETURN!!!!

 

[BoomerSperg]

Suing Craigslist? I don't know, Rick's hairbrained schemes never pan out, so knowing him, it could be any number of stupid angles.

I'm sure we'll come up with incredibly stupid reasons and his actual one will be dumber than any of them.

That's usually how it works.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

all the 'Nazi' shit is a tell-tale sign of a fat-flag, he really seems to like the Nazi shit, he did go to Dachau on his honeymoon.

do we know when his birthday is? He's brought me lots of loffs & I might buy him a present to say thanks, I will consult my lawyer 1st but I was thinking he might like a 5 ton cast iron swastika for his front lawn

(obvious hyperbole & jokes)

 

[RoTheHo69]

summalumma
TOAST.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Yet another false flag, the title says free BQQ but the actual post says that the price is negotiable. Only someone with a 1.7 GPA could make this error.

Edit: I'm retarded lol

I don’t understand why he listed it as a BBBQ, unless the extra “B” stands for BYOBB

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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“Taking my tea in the garden.” Shut up stupid, you drink overly sweetened tea with too much milk in your ghetto back alleyway. I’ve seen shitbox flats in London that have a nicer “garden” than the Pig does.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I don’t understand why he listed it as a BBBQ, unless the extra “B” stands for BYOBB

But what’s that extra B for?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

But what’s that extra B for?

That's a typo

 

[AliceWorquer]

I need a 6 minute video edit of Simpsons clips with the Black Eyed Peas playing in the background STAT. Maybe add some Pat clips in too? Remember when he said “FUCK OFF!! AND NEVER RETURN!!!!!” That was hilarious. I think you play that then have a clip of Homer confused, like he’s reacting to Pat! Good lord i gotta pull over my rig just thinking about it!

Its a good bit.

That ad has been up for 5 days now and nobody would have even noticed if Patrick could keep his yap shut.

 

[UnPRePared]

HELlO this is thE 75 dOLlar walmART gRIlL BANdiT

dere's..dere's a dog dat just walked by alwoirght

Hi, this is... Rocker Stlaker McStealMyGrill?

I just saw YOUR grill on Craigslist, and now there's a man with a faucet cock in MY house!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

These retards think silly pranks put people in jail

If someone does the “flaming bag of dog poop on the porch” gag Pat will cry it was attempted arson.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If someone does the “flaming bag of dog poop on the porch” gag Pat will cry it was attempted arson.

Pat cried about his trolls wanting to burn his house down because people were shitting on him about where he keeps that BBQ grill so close to the house and fence and that it might catch everything on fire. He tried to act like they were threats. He is a pearl clutching faggot that looks for any reason to cry victim.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat cried about his trolls wanting to burn his house down because people were shitting on him about where he keeps that BBQ grill so close to the house and fence and that it might catch everything on fire. He tried to act like they were threats. He is a pearl clutching faggot that looks for any reason to cry victim.

Also that his fire pit was WAY too close to his house. Felony safety concern, stlaker

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Also that his fire pit was WAY too close to his house. Felony safety concern, stlaker

You would think eh would learn from others but I guess not.

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

FELONY MEMES!!!

 

[AliceWorquer]

These retards think silly pranks put people in jail
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If someone does the “flaming bag of dog poop on the porch” gag Pat will cry it was attempted arson.

Did Dan ever actually call himself the ringleader or is Patrick quoting himself?

 

[Steve Ramone]

My grill is worth more than his car lol

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My grill is worth more than his car lol

Jesus. Do you have a Mill Scale smoker or something?