Rick thinks living in WI makes him Bear Grylls

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Its always "I'm better than you" malarkey

He is the most insecure man alive.

 

[DougOutDoug]

Wow, this is odd, pat made a dumb argument and instead of conceding the point is pigheadedly continuing to double down and making himself look like a retard in the process.

Made himself look a destitute poor too what with talk of losing home heating, cars not turning over and pipes bursting. Also fat.

 

[guest]

Like Pat though, he's a tough guy strictly for show who checks into a nice hotel once the cameras stop rolling.

You limeys really are miserable cunts.

I'm an American and even I know Bear had to retire as an SAS paratrooper after his shoot failed to deploy on a mission and he broke his back - but survived. He's a certified, documented badass. Even if his current title amounts to nothing more than the Boy Scout Major General, he's a rugged and humble dude with a family and lots of money.

You sound like one of those YouTube zoomers who discredit military veterans because they don't also foster rescue dogs in their spare time.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The freezing point of water isn't precise and salt doesn't melt ice. But Pat failed chemistry and physics so I shouldn't expect him to know that.

He's also obliquely saying that pipes bursting isn't really a problem until you are "right around 0°F", which anyone with a functioning brain knows isn't true. It's a danger at any temperature near and below freezing, especially if you have "[lost] your home heating". Also a simple Google search would have told him that pipes bursting becomes a real threat around 20°F.

It's all part of his bizarre obsession with trying to prove that Fahrenheit is the "right" scale, about which he is completely wrong. It's an internal battle for him between portraying himself as a science expert vs. being a stubborn cocksucking asshole, and guess which one is winning.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Life Below Zero

that could be a doco on his bank account

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

You limeys really are miserable cunts.

I'm an American and even I know Bear had to retire as an SAS paratrooper after his shoot failed to deploy on a mission and he broke his back - but survived. He's a certified, documented badass. Even if his current title amounts to nothing more than the Boy Scout Major General, he's a rugged and humble dude with a family and lots of money.

You sound like one of those YouTube zoomers who discredit military veterans because they don't also foster rescue dogs in their spare time.

Nice shoot, stupid

 

[guest]

You limeys really are miserable cunts.

I'm an American and even I know I Bear had to retire as an SAS paratrooper after his shoot failed to deploy on a mission and he broke his back - but survived. He's a certified, documented badass. Even if his current title amounts to nothing more than the Boy Scout Major General, he's a rugged and humble dude with a family and lots of money.

You sound like one of those YouTube zoomers who discredit military veterans because they don't also foster rescue dogs in their spare time.

He was in 21 SAS, which is a territorial Army reserve unit. Members of the public with no prior military experience can join. 22 SAS is what everyone means when they talk about the SAS. Obviously it's still difficult to get badged. I was going for an anti-Pat joke though. Relax yourself

Edit - also his parachute accident was on a training exercise, not a "mission." 21 and 23 SAS rarely ever see combat, and when they do it's as support troops, but only if 1, 2 or 3 Para aren't available. 16 Air Assault would also be brought in as support for 22 SAS before the territorial regiments 21 or 23. Grylls was in 94-97, so wouldn't have seen any action. Though he teases suggestions he might have on his American shows, he never used to when he was on British TV because he'd have been called out.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Stop oinking when your electricity/gas gets turned off and just put a sweater on.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Douche Chylls

 

[Harry Powell]

I like it.


Pear Grills.

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Rib shattering. Can’t even post about his inane life in peace. Nice choices, stupid

 

[guest]

I was going for an anti-Pat joke though. Relax yourself

You ended up with an anti-funny joke though. Off yourself.

 

[guest]

You ended up with an anti-funny joke though. Off yourself.

If I get somehow manage to get you a pair of Bear's y-fronts can we be friends?

 

[guest]

Say "chute" phonetically.

Does is sound like "shoot?"
You knew what I meant and I'm not convinced I mistyped.

Now go get yer fuckin shoot box.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You limeys really are miserable cunts.

I'm an American and even I know Bear had to retire as an SAS paratrooper after his shoot failed to deploy on a mission and he broke his back - but survived. He's a certified, documented badass. Even if his current title amounts to nothing more than the Boy Scout Major General, he's a rugged and humble dude with a family and lots of money.

You sound like one of those YouTube zoomers who discredit military veterans because they don't also foster rescue dogs in their spare time.

Excuse @McGowan6 he’s used to the glory days of army service:

 

[guest]

If I get somehow manage to get you a pair of Bear's y-fronts can we be friends?

If you can stop Googling for more info before responding like a worm than we already are friends.

 

[guest]

Excuse @McGowan6 he’s used to the glory days of army service:
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@McGowan6
Now are these considered the Highlanders?

The feller on the right looks like a lowlander.

 

[guest]

If you can stop Googling for more info before responding like a worm than we already are friends.

As opposed to believing what the TV show told you? Everyone here knows he was in the TA and wasn't a professional soldier. I also thought I remembered that he was injured in a training exercise. I googled it and that's the edit part I added.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Last year the big walleye derby was on a -35 °C day and we were out there for 9 hours with a heater that was only working sometimes.

 

[guest]

@McGowan6
Now are these considered the Highlanders?

The feller on the right looks like a lowlander.

No idea. The kilts suggest they're Scots guards or a Scots regiment

 

[RoxburyRick]

I like it.


Pear Grills.

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That's a shitty grill.