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Rick Meltdown Audio

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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He really seems to believe the police are supposed to be his private security, slapping the cuffs on whoever he decides to oink about that day.

Also, where was his dumpy wife in all this? Every woman I’ve ever been even just friends with had 0 qualms with inserting themselves into any situation, good or bad.

So You’re telling me she stood quietly and watched her husband get cuffed/uncuffed? She didn’t say a word as he went from whimpering to screaming profanities at a bunch of cops at 1:30 in the morning? Sounds a bit far fetched if you ask me.

The only question I have is #WherewasDrinky?
Probably watching from a window with a black eye hoping it escalates into a Rodney king event
 

JesseTheGovernor

Access to the Debates
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Even if Fat Tits got sent to prison he wouldn’t be able to avoid the brothermen

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HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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He really seems to believe the police are supposed to be his private security, slapping the cuffs on whoever he decides to oink about that day.

He's just a petulant little baby who can't take any responsibility for the position he's found himself in, so he takes his frustration out on the police who are just doing their jobs.

He said that's the 4th time they've been called out there in his little outburst. That averages out to once a year in all the time we've known him. You'd think this was happening weekly the way he's squealing in that audio. It's not the call outs that bother him though; it's the fact that he thinks the police should've identified and arrested every single person on this forum by now but they haven't. They've failed Mama Raven's special boy and allowed the idiots to win.

Ultimately he's had literal years to stop engaging. He could've stopped at so many points but he insists on behaving like a hostile, arrogant fuck to everyone he encounters online. He's made enemies of so many people and gotten himself in too deep with all these legal issues etc. that now I honestly don't know how he recovers from this.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Patrick is actually helping me overcome a lot of my own hang ups.

I am quick to anger, quick to pettiness, quick to bitterness. You need to understand you can only control your own thoughts. Recognise them and control them.

You can’t control what anyone else does, what anyone else believes or thinks. In trying to, you lose already.

They aren’t making us angry. You are making you angry.

He’s at last chance saloon with his attitude and his outlook. I don’t want to get there.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
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Patrick is actually helping me overcome a lot of my own hang ups.

I am quick to anger, quick to pettiness, quick to bitterness. You need to understand you can only control your own thoughts. Recognise them and control them.

You can’t control what anyone else does, what anyone else believes or thinks. In trying to, you lose already.

They aren’t making us angry. You are making you angry.

He’s at last chance saloon with his attitude and his outlook. I don’t want to get there
He truly is a great teacher of stoicism

Marcus Areolas
Seneca the Fatter
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TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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He's made enemies of so many people and gotten himself in too deep with all these legal issues etc. that now I honestly don't know how he recovers from this.
He doesn't. Even if everything miraculously stopped today, he's made trolling a major part of his life for 4 fucking years. Those scars don't just go away. He'll think back on this his whole life. His next 20 years will be affected by this farce he's created for himself. He thought he could fight the internet and win. For a guy who claims to have read Sun Tzu, pat doesn't seem to grasp any of what he wrote.

Also, fat.

Seriously fat.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
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"Someone called the local police and said they saw Patrick S Tomlinson running away from the fire?" Fairly sure I pixked that out clearly. Was there an incident nearby in recent days?
That was from when Hooligan's burned down. Someone probably called the cops and implicated fatso because he's an unhinged lunatic.

Obviously it was a false report as it described him running.
 

The Real Dan Mullen

Hickory dickory dock I sucked Flavia’s cock. Agooo
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Hey brotha in the future if you get any big scoops like this, can you run it through me first? I can hold an emergency podcast and you’re more than welcome to come on and second mic with me. The video alone is great, but the forums really like the way I break down these clips and make em last. Please and thank you.

Also, if for whatever reason you can’t get ahold of me right away if something drops, just dm Flavia Mullen on Facebook.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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He doesn't. Even if everything miraculously stopped today, he's made trolling a major part of his life for 4 fucking years. Those scars don't just go away. He'll think back on this his whole life. His next 20 years will be affected by this farce he's created for himself. He thought he could fight the internet and win. For a guy who claims to have read Sun Tzu, pat doesn't seem to grasp any of what he wrote.

Also, fat.

Seriously fat.

You're right. I hadn't even really thought about it like that. Even if this place and kiwifarms were shutdown tomorrow, there's so much real world shit affecting him now. He owes quasi $40K, he's made total enemies of his local PD and everyone in his neighborhood will now think he's nuts. I guarantee word of this will spread to Hooligans too.

He will become the main cautionary tale against battling the internet, if he isn't already. He's pretty much surpassed Chris Chan at this point.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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We have no proof (yet) that she was even there before, during, or after. Mr Doesn't Close Down Bars was piss drunk at 1:00 A.M. for a reason.
He was piss drunk during the Craigslist Incident too, even though Mrs Stumblebum was there with him that fateful Thursday night. He credits her with talking him down before things got violent.

I don't think they're exactly hiding their drinking from each other at this stage.

(I don't know where the mental image of Nikki drunkenly stumbling into their bathroom and pulling a hidden bottle of whisky from the toilet cistern came from, but it's making me laugh)
 
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