Rick Meltdown Audio

[Uncle Floyd]

I’ve done some gain and de-clip so the quiet bits should be louder without his squeeling blowing things out



Then I’ve removed the really loud bits, done more gain and denoised. You might be able to make out some additional dialogue here:

"Look up this address.... Or that address... which is 2611... this is 2613... yeah, it's a duplex."

 

[guest]

The Kiwi Fags’ boss works for US now

Thank you Mr. Moon, for deigning to bless us peasants with your acknowledgement of this dread fruit.

Go fuck yourself, queer. Save the sanctimony and start transcribing for us.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

null's audio

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic

God, just imagine if one of the cops was also a redditor... and told him "Settle down, child."

kiwifarms.net

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/audio/3533/3533060-c35da84487b6dbbf56cd84d82e406b11.mp3

Spoiler

Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: NO! It isn't an ex-girlfriend! It isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no love! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).

 

[FurBurger]

At about 3:52 he starts telling them about the first time the cops were called on him. It's the Craigslist prank.

The thing is, he's previously claimed that he'd been SWATTED twice before he'd even met us, although I'm damned if I can find it. @Caverlock have you got it?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

At about 3:52 he starts telling them about the first time the cops were called on him. It's the Craigslist prank.

The thing is, he's previously claimed that he'd been SWATTED twice before he'd even met us, although I'm damned if I can find it. @Caverlock have you got it?

I thought I remember him saying in strictly stalking that the craigslist thing was the second time. Patrick also probably included the false flag and one previous incident unrelated to us.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The Kiwi Fags’ boss works for US now

He also unfeatured the happening.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The Kiwi Fags’ boss works for US now

 

[Stent]

Gonna have to add the police to the list of people who don't get to talk.

Is it possible there's a subreddit that does audio cleanup shit? Some lonely neckbeard might be able to remove all the noise and get some of the quieter parts clearer.

 

[FurBurger]

seriously i'll sign my name over for it someone link it.

Milwaukee Open Records request.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I would say that maybe he finally took some legal advice, but the fact that he's still texting with the rascals suggests otherwise.

Yeah. Just some dumb tweet about Malört.

I love hearing that voice crack into tears at around 3:00. In any other case, I’d probably feel bad. Patrick puts all of it on himself and deserves every bit of it, but it’s clear we are teasing a dangerous, impulsive drunk with anger issues.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At about 3:52 he starts telling them about the first time the cops were called on him. It's the Craigslist prank.

The thing is, he's previously claimed that he'd been SWATTED twice before he'd even met us, although I'm damned if I can find it. @Caverlock have you got it?

 

[PlayfulScamp]

Given there is an active “felony investigation” going on, these cops are awfully ignorant.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Given there is an active “felony investigation” going on, these cops are awfully ignorant.

He really hates it when people dont take him seriously. I think its lovely.

 

[guest]

I hate being the guy with a suggestion without the talent to do it...but Pat talking to angry Mel, Joe in People's Court, edited over parts of The Shining, etc. would all crack a rib, for all you good editors.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Patposting, just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

 

[guest]

Patposting, just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

His true idiocy...has yet. to reveal. itself!

 

[Prince Bvstin]

His true idiocy...has yet. to reveal. itself!

Leave the gun, take the pepperoni

 

[PlayfulScamp]

His true idiocy...has yet. to reveal. itself!

Bodycam sneak peek.

 

[Caverlock]

At about 3:52 he starts telling them about the first time the cops were called on him. It's the Craigslist prank.

The thing is, he's previously claimed that he'd been SWATTED twice before he'd even met us, although I'm damned if I can find it. @Caverlock have you got it?

I think that was just (imaginary) randos showing up to his house, iirc.

 

[HotDogJoe]

If we get the bodycam footage for this, I can see it blowing up on the internet massively. Like beyond our wildest dreams - all over YouTube, Reddit, Wurlstar etc. I could even seen national news channels picking up on it.

It's insane - he's literally fucked his whole life because he can't not have the last word.