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Rick Meltdown Audio

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it's blow after blow after blow lately for Mr. Tomlinson:

  • Torque Wheeler project gets nuked because of his own retardation
  • The contact form bit had been going strong lately specially towards Nikki (because of his pinned tweet making him less desirable) so he had to have been seething quite a bit
  • Then cops show up and cuff him, meltdown ensues
  • He's seething all day, thinks I'VE EARNED MYSELF A TRIP TO LONDON TO RELAX but Ticketmaster-child did noT lisTen
  • as the anger starts to subside, he learns we somehow got hold of 6 minutes of his tantrum on audio...
  • ...and we're attempting to get the bodycam footage
thank god he doesn't have a breaking point or we would've ran out of content on September 12th 2018
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
He is still referring to the pepperoni incident but we confirmed that the original call was because of a domestic call. Plus pat zapped the bit within minutes. I cant imagine that many people even saw it. They werent there to free the children from the basement. It was a noise complaint and after hearing this gem Id say him yelling is a lot more common than we thought. Even in this rage he is still lying to them. He has convinced himself that anytime a cop comes to his house its a prank but both those times werent rascals. We found out about it a day or two later and had to piece it together.
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The whole pepperoni thing very well could be a pat lie. He claims he got alerts to approve the posting to his phone because they used his real email and that Craigslist did everything right but still that process allows the post to go up live before the approval? That seems like a big hole in our authors story.
 
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JoeCumiaDotCom said:
What are the best new Pat quotes?

My favorite is "Yeah. It's a duplex!" after denying many hundreds of times that he lives in half-a-house. Fucking ribs.
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For me, it always is and will be, the pepperoni bit.
To date it is immortalized in artwork, podcasts, court transcripts, public recordings and soon, police bodycam footage.
whoever posted that craiglist advert TYFYS
it is solidly part of the patgeist, maybe even his psyche, he has to bring it up and in detail, whenever he recounts his tale of woe
 
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Shane Gillis said:
it's blow after blow after blow lately for Mr. Tomlinson:

  • Torque Wheeler project gets nuked because of his own retardation
  • The contact form bit had been going strong lately specially towards Nikki (because of his pinned tweet making him less desirable) so he had to have been seething quite a bit
  • Then cops show up and cuff him, meltdown ensues
  • He's seething all day, thinks I'VE EARNED MYSELF A TRIP TO LONDON TO RELAX but Ticketmaster-child did noT lisTen
  • as the anger starts to subside, he learns we somehow got hold of 6 minutes of his tantrum on audio...
  • ...and we're attempting to get the bodycam footage
thank god he doesn't have a breaking point or we would've ran out of content on September 12th 2018
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He even got on a level playing field with Andrew which he said he would win and still lost
 
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JoeCumiaDotCom said:
What are the best new Pat quotes?

My favorite is "Yeah. It's a duplex!" after denying many hundreds of times that he lives in half-a-house. Fucking ribs.
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16 and don’t know dick about houses, but what exactly is the difference? Is a duplex less desirable?

Also, I’m fairly sure the police would’ve arrived with guns drawn, he was made to get on the ground and hands behind his back. He’s too belligerent to calmly be cuffed, it would’ve been by force.
 
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Spraggy said:
16 and don’t know dick about houses, but what exactly is the difference? Is a duplex less desirable?

Also, I’m fairly sure the police would’ve arrived with guns drawn, he was made to get on the ground and hands behind his back. He’s too belligerent to calmly be cuffed, it would’ve been by force.
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A duplex has multiple levels -- usually one tenant per level. Usually it's two levels (du-plex) but sometimes it can be three.
 
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