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He owes it to his 46.1k and shrinking followers that think his voice is important, he goes missing they'll worryNo one asked, faggot. Nor does anyone care about something you googled like the absolute faggot you are. Can't wait for his twitter to be suspended for good.
He was too sick to tweet. People even noticed his 24 hour disappearance.Sounds like his body is fucked up from all the booze and shit from Hooligans
He thinks he's an intellectual for typing shit into a search barNor does anyone care about something you googled
Hes gonna keep getting food poisoning and wont even realize its one of us working in the bar kitchen. The guys bragging about what he did on the secret forum right now.
Hes gonna keep getting food poisoning and wont even realize its one of us working in the bar kitchen. The guys bragging about what he did on the secret forum right now.
"Stomach flu" doesn't exist, fat idiot. It was either food poisoning or norovirus or some shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, as it's been years since I've taken a chemistry class, but "stripping electrons from chlorine atoms" doesn't create an acid (or a stomach acid). Acid or base is driven by the presence of H+ or OH- and a chlorine atom is just Cl2. "Stripping electrons" from it doesn't make it a stomach acid.
In summary, has a little baby dick.Correct me if I'm wrong, as it's been years since I've taken a chemistry class, but "stripping electrons from chlorine atoms" doesn't create an acid (or a stomach acid). Acid or base is driven by the presence of H+ or OH- and a chlorine atom is just Cl2. "Stripping electrons" from it. doesn't make it a stomach acid.
And via light googling, the bicarbonate produced in your body isn't enough to have a major effect on things, especially a "stomach flu". In fact, it is recommended that you actually ingest some diluted baking soda to calm stomach troubles and acid reflux, which would be a nonsensical suggestion if the body already produced enough to regulate itself.
Bicarbonate in mineral water
Find out how bicarbonate in Gerolsteiner mineral water supports your health and promotes your well-being.www.gerolsteiner.de
Your body does generate bicarbonate during metabolism, generally not enough to regulate the acid/base-balance your body needs to function properly.
I could be talking out of my ass on the bicarbonate stuff as I only googled for five minutes, but Pat's Interesting Science Fact doesn't appear interesting or relevant and is extremely superficial.
Pat stopped caring about covid. You dont hear him talking about " Wear your FUCKING MASK!" posts anymore. He has been sitting at the bar without a mask all afternoon since they reopened bars. He is back to trump/republican hate posts."Stomach flu" doesn't exist, fat idiot. It was either food poisoning or norovirus or some shut.
If a grown ass adult with no kids and no job is socializing enough to get norovirus, you better believe he's getting and spreading covid.
I've had norovirus twice. Both times I was on the toilet with a trash can in my lap. Good times.why would you be puking in a trash can instead of the toilet?
Imagine not tweeting for 24 hours and people assuming you're dead or on timeout. What a waste of a life.He was too sick to tweet. People even noticed his 24 hour disappearance.
That's like being too sick to eat for a normal person.
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