Poll: What would he actually do if you showed up at Hooligans?

[guest]

What if by some miracle he was really cool and you had a great time with him? Would you... would you turn on us?

I've heard that some internet trolls are actually pretty normal and even likeable in public.

Yes, Pat has spent three years stalking and harassing a group of people who happen to enjoy a radio show. But if you met him one on one he might be more reasonable, more contemplative. "Oh, sorry about the phone. I'm kind of addicted. Do you ever get drunk and post too much social media? Ehhh. I'm working on it!"

I would never turn on this place. I'm not that kind of person.

But you guys did bring up something interesting that I had to Schinkle bout for a min. What if he's a decent guy who's also just trying to be an internet troll but he's not good at it? Kind of how he tries to write novels but sucks at it, he tries to flirt with women but sucks at it, etc. Maybe he's not smart enough to know when to quit so he just keeps trying to top this place but he can't.

But then I looked at some of the shitty things he wrote to people and realized he's just a dickhead. But I do think in person with a stranger at the bar he would be polite and civil. Especially if that person had the appearance they could beat his ass. He might be a cunt to a 5'6" 130 pound guy but he's not going to "child" anyone with more muscles than him (which is the majority of the male population).

I would love to see his brain break when he finds out he sat next to an atalker and can't do shit about it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I would never turn on this place. I'm not that kind of person.

But you guys did bring up something interesting that I had to Schinkle bout for a min. What if he's a decent guy who's also just trying to be an internet troll but he's not good at it? Kind of how he tries to write novels but sucks at it, he tries to flirt with women but sucks at it, etc. Maybe he's not smart enough to know when to quit so he just keeps trying to top this place but he can't.

But then I looked at some of the shitty things he wrote to people and realized he's just a dickhead. But I do think in person with a stranger at the bar he would be polite and civil. Especially if that person had the appearance they could beat his ass. He might be a cunt to a 5'6" 130 pound guy but he's not going to "child" anyone with more muscles than him (which is the majority of the male population).

I would love to see his brain break when he finds out he sat next to an atalker and can't do shit about it.

He might not be as abrasive but you can bet he loves to correct people and talk about himself.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Doubt I'd even notice him as I would be 100% focused on getting Nikki to leave with me.

Order a bowl of baked beans and she's yours.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You really should run the Brewers Mini Marathon and smoke his time

I got an elite invite for 2021 (not hard, since literally nobody runs that shit) and deferred. I may go in 2022 and win it just to spite pig. Looks doable, even at 42 years old.

 

[guest]

I got an elite invite for 2021 (not hard, since literally nobody runs that shit) and deferred. I may go in 2022 and win it just to spite pig. Looks doable, even at 42 years old.

I know a good spot for your victory party

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I got an elite invite for 2021 (not hard, since literally nobody runs that shit) and deferred. I may go in 2022 and win it just to spite pig. Looks doable, even at 42 years old.

You will be neutralized at the finish line child.

Felony endurance stlaker

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yo baby drop that zero, get with the HERO

Ay-yo! Survey says one more the black guys!

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

If I ever find myself visiting there, I'm going to go in there and sit next to him. I won't call him names or anything, just basic bar small talk. Maybe even buy him a beer. Hang out for a while and just see how he acts. Then leave. Only pay cash because I don't need the hassle. Then post here about it and maybe make a Twitter and tell him he sat and was polite to one of the atalkers. He'd probably be asking Hooligans to pull the security cam footage, so maybe I'd have to wait a couple of weeks to announce it.

Although if he sperged out in the bar or called someone a child I don't know if I'd be able to contain the laughter.

He's reading this thread, and all this will do is cause him to shoot the next motherfucker who decides to sit next to him and mentions having to feed his nana

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's reading this thread, and all this will do is cause him to shoot the next motherfucker who decides to sit next to him and mentions having to feed his nana

He is going to meet a few new faces at the bar today for the super bowl. He just might meet a rascal and have no idea who it was.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I know a good spot for your victory party

that'd be a fantastic excuse for a Owen A Forums meetup. Cheer Carol on then adjourn to hooligans to tip a few. Even if pat complains, what are they going to do? Throw out a group of 20+ patrons who are spending money and not bothering anyone?

 

[guest]

Congrats to everyone who chose option #5

 

[guest]

Congrats to everyone who chose option #5

Yay I finally got a poll question right.

 

[guest]

That boy is a cop caller through and through. That's the only move he has in fight or flight.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bet he called that state this guy apparently lives in to try and have him arrested.

 

[New Name]

What if by some miracle he was really cool and you had a great time with him? Would you... would you turn on us?

That's what I'm afraid of for my visit. Get a few Old Styles in me and I'm friends with anyone and everyone. I'd use that to my advantage to get other patrons on my side before peppering in some atalker language. Maybe start by playing Brandy by Looking Glass on the jukebox.