Poll: What would he actually do if you showed up at Hooligans?

[Slackjawed Cow]

You walk into Hooligans, belly up to the bar, and order a beer. You turn to Pat and calmly say, “Hey there Rick, how’s it going?”, smile and casually sip your beer.

What does he do about it?

He would be furious if he has a pleasant beer at the bar with a troll against his will and finds out about it later that night.

Felony good times stlaker

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I ever ran into Pat, I wouldn't say shit about this place. I'd be like "You're Patrick S. Tomlinson, right? *point to head* You threatened me with a fucking gun on Twitter. What are we gonna do about that?"

 

[AntSucks]

I don’t want to blow my cover but in the next month I’ll be in Milwaukee (was just there as well 2 weeks ago) and was planning on going to Rick’s Mecca for fun. I figure he is a giant pussy and wouldn’t say anything though if confronted. I’ll just laugh a few feet away at him and probably leave after 2 beers. He is also very very fat.

Answer your phone while waiting at the bar, and pretend to answer your phone while saying things that sound like you're in the biz. "Yeah? I'm scouting locations... We can meet tomorrow and discuss budget.. It's the best script I've read all year". Then go to your table and eat quietly with your iPad and see if he waddles over.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You know you could use a Christy Mack fleshlight instead and still keep your dignity, right?

ew man, don't be disgusting

 

[peckafacce]

Spaz out, complain to the manager, and have them call the police.

 

[CarolsPhishyCunt]

Well, he can't pull a gun because it's illegal to conceal carry in a Wisconsin bar if you're drinking.

getting his CCW revoked would be an excellent bit

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He'd call the police first. After a few questions they'd inform him no crime had been committed. He would then try to get you kicked out.

I guess if he is drunk enough there's a possibility of Josiah 5 part 2

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I don’t want to blow my cover but in the next month I’ll be in Milwaukee (was just there as well 2 weeks ago) and was planning on going to Rick’s Mecca for fun. I figure he is a giant pussy and wouldn’t say anything though if confronted. I’ll just laugh a few feet away at him and probably leave after 2 beers. He is also very very fat.

It'd be funny if you laughed like this.

 

[captain_kamala]

he'd definitely call the police on me. i'd make sure i end up on the news.

 

[Udders]

he'd definitely call the police on me. i'd make sure i end up on the news.

 

[kingship75]

I'd probably get some pretty rockin' head from those fish lips

No way, brothaman. Did you see how toothy he was servicing the legitimate President?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

It would be fun if I did it because he knows my face. I wouldn’t have to do a damn thing, just show up and watch Fatty sperg out.

 

[kingship75]

It would be fun if I did it because he knows my face. I wouldn’t have to do a damn thing, just show up and watch Fatty sperg out.

Pat would be sporting a boner.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Do you think pat would ask you to move if your were already sitting in his favorite seat?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Do you think pat would ask you to move if your were already sitting in his favorite seat?

You would have to be a lunatic to willingly sit on Pat’s stool in the first place. Imagine the fart weathered cushion on it, probably looks like someone launched a firework off it.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Kiss the ring and sign one of my doodles

 

[Jenna]

You remember that scene from The Way of the Gun? Pre-famous Sarah Silverman gets all lippy with Ryan Phillippe, who then punches her right in her cunt face? That's what I'd love to do in Hooligans. I had a crazy Italian ex - the embodiment of "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" - she would have been perfect for fucking with Patrick.

Show up half-loaded, just some day drinking tourists in Milwaukee, oh my god, like who brings a laptop to the bar? Why don't you go to Starbucks? With that entitled hot girl cuntiness, goading him until he snaps, then it's time for the fucking hurricane baby. Screaming, spitting, hitting, destroying the laptop, then pulling a Patrick when an authority figure gets involved. Crying and lying about what he said to her, manipulating the male desire to protect the pretty girl from the mean man. No no I didn't say that to her, she's making it up!

Then the best part - don't call him Fatrick or anything. Get her back to the hotel before the cops arrive, wait for whatever story he comes up with on twitter. Then - what's this - someone taped the encounter and uploads it to Worldstar & r/publicfreakout "Crazy girl goes off on pervert" and watch the basic bitches on the internet go YASSS QUEEN FUCK CREEPY BAR GUYS and watch him "she's making it up!" again, to the entire internet.

 

[guest]

He would do absolutely nothing at all but then go on Twitter later and talk about how he physically escorted an atalker from the bar. He'd make himself sound like he's the second coming of Dalton from Roadhouse and the bar COMP'D his bill for the night.

 

[guest]

You walk into Hooligans, belly up to the bar, and order a beer. You turn to Pat and calmly say, “Hey there Rick, how’s it going?”, smile and casually sip your beer.

What does he do about it?

Did anyone else actually scroll past the see the manager option?

‘Supervisor Noah! (Or whatever passes for names in that western diaspora) Nazis are attempting to kill me! Send in the internet police to literally kill them and their families!’

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

There’s nothing he can do.

Starts a fight…goes to jail
Calls the cops…that’s put at low priority and you may get a response in two hours

Pay in cash, take an Uber, and have the phone scrubbed of any Fatrick evidence.