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3, 4, and 5, then he would go on a Twitter spergathon declaring victory and acting like his life was in danger.
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wtf, this bitch got some Klingon pussyYou know you could use a Christy Mack fleshlight instead and still keep your dignity, right?
You really should run the Brewers Mini Marathon and smoke his timeIt would be fun if I did it because he knows my face. I wouldn’t have to do a damn thing, just show up and watch Fatty sperg out.
This is where a small bodycam would be brilliant.I’m sure he’d start loudly saying “THERE’S A NAZI IN THIS BAR EVERYONE! THIS GUY IS A NAZI WHO STALKS MY FAMILY!” and demand the staff ask you to leave.
Then he’d be on Twitter for an hour ranting out a 30 tweet thread about how a cyberstlaker showed up expecting to intimidate him but found out he’s not afraid of fascists and you acted like a bitch while he threw you out and everyone cheered and clapped.
Pay in cash, take an Uber, and have the phone scrubbed of any Fatrick evidence.
If I ever find myself visiting there, I'm going to go in there and sit next to him. I won't call him names or anything, just basic bar small talk. Maybe even buy him a beer. Hang out for a while and just see how he acts. Then leave. Only pay cash because I don't need the hassle. Then post here about it and maybe make a Twitter and tell him he sat and was polite to one of the atalkers. He'd probably be asking Hooligans to pull the security cam footage, so maybe I'd have to wait a couple of weeks to announce it.
Although if he sperged out in the bar or called someone a child I don't know if I'd be able to contain the laughter.
What if by some miracle he was really cool and you had a great time with him? Would you... would you turn on us?If I ever find myself visiting there, I'm going to go in there and sit next to him. I won't call him names or anything, just basic bar small talk. Maybe even buy him a beer. Hang out for a while and just see how he acts. Then leave. Only pay cash because I don't need the hassle. Then post here about it and maybe make a Twitter and tell him he sat and was polite to one of the atalkers. He'd probably be asking Hooligans to pull the security cam footage, so maybe I'd have to wait a couple of weeks to announce it.
Although if he sperged out in the bar or called someone a child I don't know if I'd be able to contain the laughter.
What if by some miracle he was really cool and you had a great time with him? Would you... would you turn on us?
This is where a small bodycam would be brilliant.
" Why dont you ditch the loser and come back to my moms basement with me?"Doubt I'd even notice him as I would be 100% focused on getting Nikki to leave with me.
Might not even have to go that far. If she’s not with him, she’s at home. We all know what the half hovel looks like. Just go over there wearing nothing but a raincoat. She’ll be on her knees and in suck city within a minute of you knockingDoubt I'd even notice him as I would be 100% focused on getting Nikki to leave with me.
Felony consensual blow job stlakerMight not even have to go that far. If she’s not with him, she’s at home. We all know what the half hovel looks like. Just go over there wearing nothing but a raincoat. She’ll be on her knees and in suck city within a minute of you knocking
My wife sucking your dick consensually is felony adultery! I’ll have you on Death Row within a week!Felony consensual blow job atalker
Tree fort Patrick. It would end like Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights.Pat would be sporting a boner.
Yo baby drop that zero, get with the HERO" Why dont you ditch the loser and come back to my moms basement with me?"
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