Poll: What would he actually do if you showed up at Hooligans?

[guest]

You walk into Hooligans, belly up to the bar, and order a beer. You turn to Pat and calmly say, “Hey there Rick, how’s it going?”, smile and casually sip your beer.

What does he do about it?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At this point you can say you saw him on Kiwi Farms since the link has been shared and gets lots of views.

 

[RobertMewler]

Well, he can't pull a gun because it's illegal to conceal carry in a Wisconsin bar if you're drinking.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You walk into Hooligans, belly up to the bar, and order a beer. You turn to Pat and calmly say, “Hey Rick, how’s it going?”, smile and casually sip your beer.

What does he do about it?

Depends on if he knows you're from here or not.

Being a Technicality Tomlinson, if we're talking strictly the situation you described, he would pretend nothing unusual is happening and probably try to take a picture of you on the sly (an actual "spy shot") for later use in his investigation or self-flagellation just in case he later finds out Norm sent you. (edit: never mind, I didn't notice you called him "Rick". I've made an ass...of myself.)

But for what you're actually getting at - if you sat down next to him and he knew you were a troll - he would not react physically, he would probably mumble something about how you have now been instructed numerous times to stop threatening his and his family's life by sitting on the barstool next to his wireless mouse, then slink away to take a picture of you and tell management to have you removed.

 

[guest]

Depends on if he knows you're from here or not.

Being a Technicality Tomlinson, if we're talking strictly the situation you described, he would pretend nothing unusual is happening and probably try to take a picture of you on the sly (an actual "spy shot") for later use in his investigation or self-flagellation just in case he later finds out Norm sent you.

But for what you're actually getting at - if you sat down next to him and he knew you were a troll - he would not react physically, he would probably mumble something about how you have now been instructed numerous times to stop threatening his and his family's life by sitting on the barstool next to his wireless mouse, then slink away to take a picture of you and tell management to have you removed.

He would know, because you called him Rick and there’s no other way a stranger would know who he is. But you’re sitting there calmly in public not making a scene or doing anything physically imposing at all.

 

[guest]

Well, he can't pull a gun because it's illegal to conceal carry in a Wisconsin bar if you're drinking.

Laws mean what he says they mean, baby artist child

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If management actually listened to him and asked you to leave you could probably get them in trouble for some kind of discrimination. You’re not a “criminal”, you’re not causing a scene, not using foul language, etc. you’re just sitting there as a patron and they are refusing service because a fat idiot told them he doesn’t like you and wants you removed. Especially if you can claim to be Hispanic or something then they have a big problem. You can just say “you’re that guy from Kiwi Farms!” Which doesn’t link you to here or texting.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He would know, because you called him Rick and there’s no other way a stranger would know who he is. But you’re sitting there calmly in public not making a scene or doing anything physically imposing at all.

Yeah he wouldn't do anything but his standard move of running crying to the teacher.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I wouldn't want to get into a physical altercation or anything. I'd legitimately ask him why he continues to entertain the text messages, the tweets, etc. and why doesn't he just ignore it. Wonder how long it would be before he starts calling me child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d say I wanted to hand buy a book and sign a copy to dear Owen

 

[Midian9876]

I don’t want to blow my cover but in the next month I’ll be in Milwaukee (was just there as well 2 weeks ago) and was planning on going to Rick’s Mecca for fun. I figure he is a giant pussy and wouldn’t say anything though if confronted. I’ll just laugh a few feet away at him and probably leave after 2 beers. He is also very very fat.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I don't go to bars unless it's for work, it's a tough one man.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

There had to be incidents making a scene with this idiot already, everyone has somebody look at them weird whether they think you look familiar or just a mental case

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It would play out in a similar vein to Josiah pt 5.

Rick would transform into 'stealthygeek' and start "childing" the stlaker. After five minutes, the Pigmeister would then start squelling at the stlaker to shut his fucking mouth, before finally demanding the bartender to alert the authorities.

Throughout this, Rick would most likely stumble, cry, and - no doubt - cack himself with fear.

 

[guest]

I don’t want to blow my cover but in the next month I’ll be in Milwaukee (was just there as well 2 weeks ago) and was planning on going to Rick’s Mecca for fun. I figure he is a giant pussy and wouldn’t say anything though if confronted. I’ll just laugh a few feet away at him and probably leave after 2 beers. He is also very very fat.

I’m not endorsing this plan but if you do, you’d better record it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd probably get some pretty rockin' head from those fish lips

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'd probably get some pretty rockin' head from those fish lips

You know you could use a Christy Mack fleshlight instead and still keep your dignity, right?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Pretend it never happened, like a bitch​

he'd then go home and do this

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Well, he can't pull a gun because it's illegal to conceal carry in a Wisconsin bar if you're drinking.

My body is a concealed weapon, child.