Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that did this black treatment on the car while it is still dirty. You are supposed to do this shit after a wash. Bunch of dirty swirl marks on the mirror. He tries to cut corners on everything. ( including 1/2 marathons)

 

[SFWA liaison]

the car is nasty because of a lot of rain guys

Ugh
Don’t judge me. I’m between washes right now and it’s been raining a ton around here lately.

except it's another Pat lie, it literally only rained once in Milwaukee in the last 3 weeks and not that much during August either: (right-most column)

august:

september:


and the metadata on the pictures show they were taken the day before he published the article so it's not some backlogged thing he wrote a couple of months ago.

What a lying retard.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

the car is nasty because of a lot of rain guys


except it's another Pat lie, it literally only rained once in Milwaukee in the last 3 weeks and not that much during August either: (right-most column)

august:
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september:
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and the metadata on the pictures show they were taken the day before he published the article so it's not some backlogged thing he wrote a couple of months ago.

What a lying retard.

You'd think a six figure author and car guy would have a garage to store his beloved (and only) car. Weird.

 

[SFWA liaison]

You'd think a six figure author and car guy would have a garage to store his beloved (and only) car. Weird.

that's next year's project (4 years ago)

 

[More Worser]

that's next year's project (4 years ago)
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A flat pad where a carport used to be isn’t a carport

 

[guest]

A six-figure author wouldn't be trying to shine up 14-year old plastic parts on a shitbox. If the car was a labor of love, they'd spend the $400 and replace the parts. Otherwise, anyone making six figures isn't driving an old ass piece of shit like that as a primary driver.

 

[More Worser]

1) “Plastic is not nearly as strong as metal,”

No normie would read this and think “Oh, it isn’t? You learn something new every day.”

But also it’s not true: it depends on the plastic and the metal. It’s bad writing and it arises from “My uninformed and simpleminded assumptions are the way it is and I’m not wrong” -type thinking.

If he knew what he was talking about he would say “Generally speaking, modern plastic trim pieces are not as strong as the metal trim used on many vehicles in the past.”

2) “cracks instead of bends”

There he goes again. Depends on the plastic, depends on the metal. More importantly, plastic trim deforms under normal abuse (curb hits, etc.) and returns to its original shape instead of denting. That’s a benefit, not a downside, but Pat says plastic is inferior.

 

[Stent]

A six-figure author wouldn't be trying to shine up 14-year old plastic parts on a shitbox. If the car was a labor of love, they'd spend the $400 and replace the parts. Otherwise, anyone making six figures isn't driving an old ass piece of shit like that as a primary driver.

You don't want to spend the time rubbing some shit on your car plastics every few weeks? You must have one of those "job" things.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

You don't want to spend the time rubbing some shit on your car plastics every few weeks? You must have one of those "job" things.

I love that his hacks are just buying things and using them per the manufacturers’ directions. Like wow. I hope he doesn’t plan to pay Quasi with his affiliate commissions from the car blog.

 

[Stent]

I love that his hacks are just buying things and using them per the manufacturers’ directions. Like wow. I hope he doesn’t plan to pay Quasi with his affiliate commissions from the car blog.

He wants Mother's or other brands to send him free shit. He used to beg Ford for attention and describe what a big shot he is on Twitter to them.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He wants is Mother's or other brands to send him free shit. He used to beg Ford for attention and describe what a big shot he is on Twitter to them.

I don’t see how begging for shit that costs less than $15 is supposed to be lucrative.

 

[Stent]

I don’t see how begging for shit that costs less than $15 is supposed to be lucrative.

He's very stupid (and very fat).

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He's very stupid (and very fat).

It looks like for every pound his wife loses, he gains five. I really hope she’s getting herself market-ready for her post-Pat life.

 

[FurBurger]

He wants Mother's or other brands to send him free shit. He used to beg Ford for attention and describe what a big shot he is on Twitter to them.

C'mon, not even Pat would stoop so low as to Oh God the Douche Chills!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I wonder if Torque does requests? Now that I've learned how to screw in an antenna and clean my trim I think I'm ready for something a bit more challenging like an aftermarket cam swap using his modular Mustang V8.

What a delusional faggot he is.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

C'mon, not even Pat would stoop so low as to Oh God the Douche Chills!

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[Harry Powell]

Torque is back, baby! Reviews a trim cleaner, introduces his readers to Susan which was looking nasty, blames rain despite only really reaining twice in the past 30 days in mke, starts two different sentences with "Yep" and three with "Anyway". Extremely homosexual, hope you enjoy!
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is "back to black" a coded message indicating he's back to pepperoni making? you decide

How To Restore Your Car's Black Trim - Automanic

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So many insane spelling and grammar errors. He really is Mr. 1.7

 

[SFWA liaison]

His sentence structure is just ass, as far as spelling I found:

Any weight saved also means better milage

car guy and professional author can't spell mileage or proofread

The brush forces the gel deep into the scared surface of your trim

obviously meant "scarred"

come on piggy, we know you're stalking our forum obsessively, we're ORDERING you to go and fix those. Obey your masters.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love that his hacks are just buying things and using them per the manufacturers’ directions. Like wow. I hope he doesn’t plan to pay Quasi with his affiliate commissions from the car blog.

I think he realized quickly his auto knowledge is very limited while calling himself an auto expert. Before this he had a post about installing an antenna (I don’t think any car after 2010 even has one anymore) so I’m guessing his next posts will be “why it’s important to change your oil”, “how to change your wiper blades” and “how to use tire spray”. He’s basically explaining simple things pep boys sells.

 

[Stent]

I’m guessing his next posts will be “why it’s important to change your oil”, “how to change your wiper blades” and “how to use tire spray”.

You didn't read closely, child. He said he's telling people how to take care of the car paint nexT. He will have advanced techniques like using car wash instead of bleach or acetone.