Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[BudDickman]

LOL he has committed to the blog. Now he thinks if he shuts it down the idiots win but all it does is double out patposting content.

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He seems to be going back and forth about whether he wants to deny that he is Torque Wheeler. I guess he hasn't figured out how to reshape reality to make this not seen retarded as fuck.

 

[Gregorio]

Someone who claims to be a professional author wrote this sentence:

There was a time, long ago when dinosaurs and K-Cars roamed the Earth that powered retractable antennas reigned supreme.

As well as this one. Ever hear of a colon? This is where they come into play.

Here is the original:

If you haven’t noticed lately, something funny is happening to car radio antennas. They’re shrinking, even disappearing all together.

Here is the corrected version:

If you haven’t noticed lately, something funny is happening to car radio antennas: they’re shrinking, even disappearing all together.

Source: https://automanic.co/replacing-your-cars-antenna/

 

[Момент Силышенко]

this whole story just has me rubbing at my eyes, how can he be like this? Then gives an open goal to an imposter child, after he has dealing with 40,000 imposter childs before, and it is one of the funniest bits to see "Torque Wheeler" pretend to be Patrick pretending to be a mechanic. This is like something out of Gogol or Kafka.

 

[The Arm]

 

[BUBBLER]

No, Pat! I've only made 37 so far! Plus 11 that have yet to be purposed.

How dare he speak about Nyjers like this

 

[BUBBLER]

this whole story just has me rubbing at my eyes, how can he be like this? Then gives an open goal to an imposter child, after he has dealing with 40,000 imposter childs before, and it is one of the funniest bits to see "Torque Wheeler" pretend to be Patrick pretending to be a mechanic. This is like something out of Gogol or Kafka.

Even more perplexing is how could Dan be part of this thing, and act just like this?

See @captain_kamala and Alliance fags, we haven't all forgotten about Danposting

 

[BUBBLER]

Someone who claims to be a professional author wrote this sentence:



As well as this one. Ever hear of a colon? This is where they come into play.

Here is the original:


Here is the corrected version:


Source: https://automanic.co/replacing-your-cars-antenna/

Someone needs to teach this special ed nutcase how commas work

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nobody asked for it so here it is!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Nobody asked for it so here it is!

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Those hashtags seem half-hearted.

 

[stealthygeek]

Those hashtags seem half-hearted.

#ammotorcycling #ammotorbiking

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Motorcycle magic? Yuck!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Nobody asked for it so here it is!

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Has he ever heard of a Boss Hoss? Faggot can't stop talking about a V8 Mustang but ignores the V8 bike.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He seems to be going back and forth about whether he wants to deny that he is Torque Wheeler. I guess he hasn't figured out how to reshape reality to make this not seen retarded as fuck.

Plausible deniability if someone out there is actually stupid enough to try to sign him to write for them or something?

It’s a futile effort anyway - he’ll never be able keep his Tomlinson genes from taking over and making the worst decision possible.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has he ever heard of a Boss Hoss? Faggot can't stop talking about a V8 Mustang but ignores the V8 bike.

Pat probably hasnt seen one. He never knew what a bultaco was until he was in his mid 30s.

Ive seen a couple of them. This one had a 502.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet pat adds this to the blog. He acted like he did all the work.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I bet pat adds this to the blog. He acted like he did all the work.

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Total assets = -$37,000

 

[guest]

I bet pat adds this to the blog. He acted like he did all the work.

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I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this since all the pics are in the back of the hovel. That said, his one day of the month doing a minor chore is canceled out and then some by his uploading pics to social media for likes and naming his shitbox after fucking susan b anthony.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this since all the pics are in the back of the hovel. That said, his one day of the month doing a minor chore is canceled out and then some by his uploading pics to social media for likes and naming his shitbox after fucking susan b anthony.

That different colored sticker makes me think he just installed a new hood and that was the extent of his labor.

 

[guest]

That different colored sticker makes me think he just installed a new hood and that was the extent of his labor.

I don't know if you're really clever or if I'm just dumb but good catch. I'll never give him the benefit of the doubt again, holy shit.