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Torque drinks and drives. Fuck laws.
It is sad. At that point why not just go to the game in person? Mid week day games in Milwaukee have got to be dirt cheap.Guess he’s still welcome at Hooligans. Day drinking at bar for a day game? What a pathetic bum. I couldn’t imagine even doing that when I was in college - maybe for March madness but not a meaningless MLB day game. At 42? Holy shit that’s sad, especially since he doesn’t work this is a productive day for him.
It’s also why he doesn’t care about gas prices to the point of telling people to “shut. the. fuck. up.” About it. He rarely leaves the house and when he does it’s to go down the street to drink at a bar. He might only fill his tank once every 2-3 months.
I’d wager it’s south of $20. The only problem would be beer prices I gather. Torque Wheeler doesn’t like drinking and driving unless it’s going to kill niggers.It is sad. At that point why not just go to the game in person? Mid week day games in Milwaukee have got to be dirt cheap.
Yes.Did Pat do this or is this before he bought it?
I just compared this picture to a picture I have of my own car after it was hit while parallel parked on the street by some chick. She was whipping around a corner while playing with her phone apparently and broadsided my car hard, moving it a few feet.My guess was he got hit trying to pull into the parking lot. He says she was uninsured but I think that was a cover for why he had to pay the deductible and not get reembursed.
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Hey petrolheads. Torque Wheeler here. Here are some more cars I saw parked near my house/bar.
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Nah, phase 1 requires too much work for them. They didn’t even get that far.Kinda sucks we stumbled upon this before Pat & Niki came up with some way to make money from this site - especially since that seems to be the intent with the 14k “happy clients” yet they don’t provide any services.
I imagine Piggy and Stinki put their stupid heads together trying to find a way this could make money since I’m guessing it was to show Niki’s mom her bum husband actually does something that might make money since the sci-fi author career is long dead. I guess her Mom wasn’t buying the “he’s going to sell his next book soon, it will be a tiny tim sequel called Christmas Carnage! It will be a big hit mom, I promise!” And demanded he do SOMETHING else.
I feel like this photo was as far as they got with their “thinking meats”
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He’ll wait till we lose interest before stopping.he stopped blogging on his .com, he almost doesn't take selfies as he used to, he doesn't pretend to be a marathon runner anymore, he almost entirely dropped his "comedian" LARP
will Torque survive being mocked? #DLTIW
Just speculation. Maybe he was waiting quietly for the knock from the PPP fraud investigator and this identity was whipped up to show his work from home business that justified their loans.Kinda sucks we stumbled upon this before Pat & Niki came up with some way to make money from this site - especially since that seems to be the intent with the 14k “happy clients” yet they don’t provide any services.
I imagine Piggy and Stinki put their stupid heads together trying to find a way this could make money since I’m guessing it was to show Niki’s mom her bum husband actually does something that might make money since the sci-fi author career is long dead. I guess her Mom wasn’t buying the “he’s going to sell his next book soon, it will be a tiny tim sequel called Christmas Carnage! It will be a big hit mom, I promise!” And demanded he do SOMETHING else.
I feel like this photo was as far as they got with their “thinking meats”
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He removed 'political pundit' from his twitter bio too. I think he initially did that for the lawsuit so he could claim he isn't a public figurehe stopped blogging on his .com, he almost doesn't take selfies as he used to, he doesn't pretend to be a marathon runner anymore, he almost entirely dropped his "comedian" LARP
will Torque survive being mocked? #DLTIW
I can't visit the link. The site might already be down for maintenance, or maybe they block vpns/tor?Calling all autists, research needed
Did Pat register a new LLC for this Automanic venture? There's a new LLC in Wisconsin named "Tomlinson Enterprises, LLC" that was registered only two weeks ago, right about the time Torque Wheeler started posting on the blog. It doesn't list an owner because whoever registered it used a registering agent. Could be nothing, but is anyone able to dig deeper into this?
It’s 5:02 CST so it’s down, probably. Faaaawwkk what a god damn teaser. I need to know if Rick is starting his “enterprise” now. Mama Robin is going to be none too pleased when the pests ruin whatever scam she’s come up with now.I can't visit the link. The site might already be down for maintenance, or maybe they block vpns/tor?
They block VPNs, apparently. I couldn't visit it earlier when I was on mine. But on top of that, the site seems to be down right now for scheduled maintenance from 5-8 pm CST. I didn't notice this before, but it's at the top of the screenshot.I can't visit the link. The site might already be down for maintenance, or maybe they block vpns/tor?
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