Piggy said he was swatted

[guest]

Pat said he had only been home for an hour? So he was at hooligans til 12am getting trashed?

What are you 25?

Oh!

 

[Clint Ruin]

If this was an actual swatting... I will be very disappointed. We don't fawkin do that shit here

After "gay virgin Fatrick", I don't put anything past him

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A few things to keep in mind:

• Given how big Pat has grown as a lolcow it's not out of the question to think that someone might actually swat him
• The idea that someone would text him weeks in advance to say they're going to swat him seems pretty farfetched
• He claims someone called and said he shot/killed his wife. Once the bodycam gets released, we will know whether this is true or not as the police will likely state why they are there.

If this was an actual swatting... I will be very disappointed. We don't fawkin do that shit here

It is possible. He doesnt just get trolled from here. I can think of 3-4 places that laugh at him.

 

[guest]

A lot of lurkers here need to see them though. This type of situation is why people have kept archives of pats crazy talk. The re-runs are necessary.

We need a wiki.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Rick's followers are unhinged. Sounds like he's demanding someone be murdered.

 

[guest]

We need a wiki.

Wyzz was going to make one and I think we called him a glownigger

 

[SFWA liaison]

If the 9/11 call is subject to being publicly requested there are four scenarios:

1. it's a voice we recognize from NPS
2. it's Pat's voice
3. it's a mysterious voice we don't recognize
4. it's text-to-speech (saw a video of another e-celeb getting swatted by TTS)

I'm very curious about this, hoping that someone does request it

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Wyzz was going to make one and I think we called him a glownigger

Was he one of the ones that got cancer and died, checked into rehab, or some combination. Our death/rehab rate here really is astounding. That university that did the study on the reddit sub should do a follow up here.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Right, if it happened he would have sperged about it the next day, not today after we uncovered the truth. There would be pictures of his fat wrists with cuff indents. It would be even more damning if it took us a few extra days to find the audio from our angel Alivia, sadly we're too good at trolling Patrick which is the only reason people are suspicious about how fast it all came together.

Next day? His fat fingers would have been going 100mph like Count Cumios 'savages' rant right after this happened. We can all see through this bullshit. He thought he could get away with it quietly and once he saw we found out he ran with the SWATTing story.

 

[guest]

Was he one of the ones that got cancer and died, checked into rehab, or some combination. Our death/rehab rate here really is astounding. That university that did the study on the reddit sub should do a follow up here.

@World Wide Web Wyyzrd you alive pal?

 

[Krill Yourself]

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Thinking about this one again. Maybe he did kill her and that's why pat phrased it that way. Is it possible that his freak out was to cover his actual crime? Is that why he was twitter silent? Just asking questions here.

My wife is buried at 43.0599556, -87.8849759, child. You obviously have never been trained in how to quickly dispatch of a body, child. My father was a professional serial killer before he became a bull rider, atalker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Was he one of the ones that got cancer and died, checked into rehab, or some combination. Our death/rehab rate here really is astounding. That university that did the study on the reddit sub should do a follow up here.

Nah, Wyz trolling is supposed to annoy other trolls but here he just gets his hair tussled and he is welcomed. I bet he is bugging some other group for kicks.

 

[guest]

of all the incoming questions, he answers this one: it's perfect: comes from a Blue Check, AND reinforces his scheme that someone besides HIM made the call

You are a TRANSPARENT narcissist, Rick.
That means your lies aren't even good ones. If anything, the lay a trail of fat breadcrumbs right back to you.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Almost kind of comes off as a threat to Nikki. Pointing out "if I wanted to, they wouldn't be able to catch me". Very brazen.

He got away with Bernell's murder in broad daylight. He's overconfident.

 

[Meownaw]

of all the incoming questions, he answers this one: it's perfect: comes from a Blue Check, AND reinforces his scheme that someone besides HIM made the call

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You are a TRANSPARENT narcissist, Rick.
That means your lies aren't even good ones. If anything, the lay a trail of fat breadcrumbs right back to you.

I'm surprised he didn't listen the exact thing they used like the vandalism video. No child that was a penlight I had in my... I mean the stlaker had in his mouth.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the only other blue check who has replied to Pat's thread so far is this they/them tranny bemoaning "Just block and ignore" which would UNQUESTIONABLY been the best strategy for Pat for 4 years

https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes

167k followers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here we go with a bunch of people trying to solve the mystery by suggesting most basic of approaches that pat has tried and failed plenty of times.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Here we go with a bunch of people trying to solve the mystery by suggesting most basic of approaches that pat has tried and failed plenty of times.

OK but did you try talking to the cops

 

[Snake]

A few things to keep in mind:

• Given how big Pat has grown as a lolcow it's not out of the question to think that someone might actually swat him
• The idea that someone would text him weeks in advance to say they're going to swat him seems pretty farfetched
• He claims someone called and said he shot/killed his wife. Once the bodycam gets released, we will know whether this is true or not as the police will likely state why they are there.

If this was an actual swatting... I will be very disappointed. We don't fawkin do that shit here

The only time I think he had a case in that was the very first time when someone saw the pepperoni ad. I'm convinced every other time was him.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Rick really attracts the winners