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Piggy said he was swatted

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Right, if it happened he would have sperged about it the next day, not today after we uncovered the truth. There would be pictures of his fat wrists with cuff indents. It would be even more damning if it took us a few extra days to find the audio from our angel Alivia, sadly we're too good at trolling Patrick which is the only reason people are suspicious about how fast it all came together.

Yep. I mean, as soon as I texted him this afternoon that we'd sent "journalists" to obtain the bodycam video, the little hamster in his brain wheel started running. He had NO idea we had the audio. Not only that, but we obtained it from his NEIGHBORS. The walls are closing in.

He's spiraling. He's desperate from the last month:
- Torque Wheeler plan blown up because he texted it to (me) Pests.
- Discovery his cousin Jake Raven is his dream guy.
- The contact forms bit has hit a crescendo and he can't stop it.

These are the actions of a desperate man in debt with no opportunities to generate income and his reputation tanking like the Covid markets.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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I really hope the cops tell him they are not doing his homework for him
 

SFWA liaison

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if multiple of you niggas are going through the bother of public records request, might as well request ALL the incident reports for alleged events at that address (11 & 13) + the 911 call associated with Monday's

that'd take a fraction of the time to release than any bodycam footage.
 

starshipretard69

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It is fucking beyond words how he is always grasping for ways to paint himself in this heroic light. It's utter derangement. "It took four officers to cuff me!" "I was yelling so authoritatively my neighbor thought I was a supervisor!" "Guns, you ask? Ah yeah, about that...:cool:" Fucking retarded faggot.
 
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One piece of this still missing is why Rick went more or less dark on Twitter days prior to this happening.
He's claiming Niki got back from a trip, but he wasn't with her?
Okay, so then was it anxiety over his planned self-swat that was keeping him off Twitter?
Very odd that this would immediately follow a Twitter dry spell.

As we've witnessed, Pig is capable of:
- Filed falsified evidence to court.
- Lied to his lawyer, leading to said lawyer committing perjury and having to leave his firm in a panic.
- He vandalized his own property. Any jury would agree that's him in the footage.
- Lied about a bomb threat.
- Lied about getting swatted in 2017/18/20, whatever year he's claming now.
- Has lied about literally everything else in his life, from his parents' careers to his marathon time/bench max to his books sales.

He's a fucking autistic narcissist. His cognitive dissonance allows him to justify ANYTHING so long as it puts us in prison. This is absolutely something he'd try to set up, and absolutely something he'd bungle. It's par for the course Rick.

He GENUINELY believed his fake shooting call would trigger an FBI investigation into who made the call rather than a SWAT team at his house. And he's outraged that they didn't check his ignored "Atalker File" at the precinct before raiding his house. I'm not saying Pig made the call himself, stripped naked, went to bed, and waited for the cops to call him the next day to tell him there's been a 4th swatting attempt - I think he enlisted a friend to make the call so it couldn't be traced to him and it still backfired.

If there were LEGIT death threat voicemails, he'd have posted them. End of story. We have a 4-year sample size of this behavior to know this. Each of us, to a man, is a Pig Behavioral Expert by this point. And the way he rushed to Twitter to get his version out before the footage is released? Come on. It's damage control.

This whole thing screams Pig. It's his work. His hoofprints are all over it.

Remember when he sent the vandal tapes to Josiah and COULDN'T FATHOM how an editor would balk at the fact they simply don't show any vandalism occuring? He's RETARDED.

This was on him. And the cops still won't do a damn thing.
THEORY (100% fact)
Niki made the call - the cop kept quizzing him regarding an ex possible female called it in.
Pat has bullied her to the extent that she is a stockholm victim.
Pat has probably embellished a whole lot more to her than he has said on twitter in a plan to scare/isolate her further
He then convinces her that this is a plan that will finally end it all. (lord she's been through enough)
She will be away and he has forewarned the police so everything will be fine.
Pat expected to give his speech all level headed and smug on the doorstep IF they come to his door to check up on him (they are supposed to know about his warning)
instead they turned up and erred on the side of caution and cuffed piggy resulting in his speech being after in his meltdown
the reason he was so angry was because they had fucked up. the fuck up was not following the script that piggy poorly wrote.

He planned on having another swatting attempt 'on the record' so he can have 'stats' to backup his victimization
it was one he was conveniently warned about in advance though,..

Bert Bertlinson should point out the apparent domestic abuse that niki is suffering at the hands of patrick.
he controls her twitter account
doesnt let her dress in anything other than leggings and a hoodie
the photos show it all. her rapid decline and constant drinking with the only joy shown when she is pictured with people other than pat.
there is a rumor that pat was posting most of the niki based contact forms in a bid to pyschologically abuse her with a plausible alibi.
he even made her move her office into the hovel to further isolate her
after the lien, the fence, BDA, the past 6 months have taken a heavy toll. she knows it and more importantly mama robinson knows.

Pat had a hail mary plan. By creating torque wheeler he can larp as having a job to satisfy mama robinson/niki, it not be connected to him, but he can still maintain his own twitter account to fight the trolls.
When it got torpedo'd by his own fatness he literally had nothing left. he was being handed L's daily by those damn stlakers and I think it got to a boiling point particularly with the contact forms.

All of this at the 2 year anniversary of Bernald Trammel's (RIP) Death piggy must e very emotional.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I know there is a little truth in his post but I also know he lies and embellishes everything. Trying to sort through it. The robe and naked I believe because he knows that bodycam footage is out there. Id like to hear the initial phone call to dispatch. Nothing funny about saying he shot his wife. Not something this place has ever endorsed or tried to coaxed someone to do. Because Pat lies all the time I cant believe it until I hear that dispatch call. Obviously he is trying to get in front of it and try to make himself sound as "tough guy" as he can. If someone actually made a call like that....not a good look.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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-Niki goes away for some reason
-pat not on Twitter for a long time (for him, really it was like 6 hours)
-a call is made and police show up. The police behave in quite a civil manner despite the angry, insane suid they’re dealing with.

Pat was drunk and texting Niki or someone else close to him some dark shit. In desperation they called the police to check on him. They say “he’s saying crazy things, he’s by himself and he has guns”.

I would laugh so hard if the swatting was an act of kindness by someone who actually cares about him.
 
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