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I gotta say I called this.Niki was away
He gave them advanced warning not to shoot him
Call was sent to the empty unit, not the one he was at
He was in the nude thus giving the cops peace of mind that he couldn't pull something hiden from his clothing
dream scenario for a self-swatting for attention
Maybe until the stored-up nigger farts in her guts burst out.She'd probably smell better dead.
Yeah, I agree. It’s a pretty big coincidence that his wife was out of town. That’s the thing that sticks for me. If you’re going to do something like this, you should do it when your wife is out of town. And we know he’s a drama queen and loves to make things up, and fake vandalized his own shit.I
I gotta say I called this.
Between this and predicting that NPS was getting canceled, I’m on a roll. Why the fuck can’t I be this good at picking stocks.
I’m only on page 8 of this thread. I can’t leave here for 3 hours.
Looking forward I don’t know how we concisely explain this to normies. But it must be documented thoroughly.
Think about it from Patrick’s viewpoint.That last line really is fucking creepy. I can't find any reason to validate why any sane person would say that about their wife
Please let him try and sue the MPD. My ribs would never recover.
How about the silence after. It took more than 48 hours for a mention. If this happened he would have been fucking live tweeting.As many of you have said, the fact that Niki was gone really sticks in my craw. Take out just that one element, and his story becomes more believable. Until we have the 911 call and bodycam footage, his Twitter story and the audio aren't terribly different. It's just that his side is clearly full of embellishments, but the narrative of a malicious call leading to this isn't that wild.
Except for the fact that Niki was gone. That stinks to high hell. The thought just occurred to me that had she been there, she'd have been able to record the whole thing on her phone, thus confirming Pat's tale. How perfectly convenient that she wasn't there to document everything. He fully banked on this going his way, instead he sperged out and someone recorded it. The Twitter silence beforehand is very telling too. Something was going on that lead to this.
He’s lying.Think about it from Patrick’s viewpoint.
He had a plan. He put in the legwork and the stupid beat cops fucked it all up! They’re so bad at their jobs that if I had killed my wife they wouldn’t even be able to figure that out, and I’m a huge liar and creep so you think they’d know not to believe me.
That’s why he wrote it.
The cops with "guns drawn" and "assault rifle" mentions are more tells. They didn't kick down his door and his view was a bunch of firearm barrels looking back at him like in the movies. He's trying desperately to attract Antifa and BLM "ACAB" losers to fight his battle for him against his trolls, and it appears to be failing.How about the silence after. It took more than 48 hours for a mention. If this happened he would have been fucking live tweeting.
I think his expectation was MPD would say "wow this address again! This needs to be addressed! Let's get the FBI involved"
Instead they show up, I'm sure he's belligerent right away yelling about cyberstlakers. The police are saying what the fuck are you talking about.
He realizes every report he's filed through the years has been completely ignored and the PD has him on the pay no mind list. How do they not know about his situstion?! So he goes off the rails.
The 911 call and body cam are going to be fawwkin good
That's his fetish. Answering the door in his bathrobe.Unless you know they're coming and it's part of your persona to talk to cops in a bathrobe
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