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Piggy said he was swatted

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No shit?

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Niki was away ✅

He gave them advanced warning not to shoot him ✅

Call was sent to the empty unit, not the one he was at ✅

He was in the nude thus giving the cops peace of mind that he couldn't pull something hiden from his clothing ✅

dream scenario for a self-swatting for attention
I gotta say I called this.

Between this and predicting that NPS was getting canceled, I’m on a roll. Why the fuck can’t I be this good at picking stocks.

I’m only on page 8 of this thread. I can’t leave here for 3 hours.

Looking forward I don’t know how we concisely explain this to normies. But it must be documented thoroughly.
 
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I gotta say I called this.

Between this and predicting that NPS was getting canceled, I’m on a roll. Why the fuck can’t I be this good at picking stocks.

I’m only on page 8 of this thread. I can’t leave here for 3 hours.

Looking forward I don’t know how we concisely explain this to normies. But it must be documented thoroughly.
Yeah, I agree. It’s a pretty big coincidence that his wife was out of town. That’s the thing that sticks for me. If you’re going to do something like this, you should do it when your wife is out of town. And we know he’s a drama queen and loves to make things up, and fake vandalized his own shit.

If he was ever going to do this, it would be when she was out of town. Not saying he did, maybe he didn’t. Maybe somebody took things too far, and they shouldn’t have, if they did. That’s a bad thing to do. Everyone here agrees with that. Everyone here agrees that that’s a terrible thing to do and no one should do it. Every single comment on the subject has been in agreement: that no one here should ever swat him or do anything like that.

So if you guys didn’t do it… And she’s out of town…
 

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That last line really is fucking creepy. I can't find any reason to validate why any sane person would say that about their wife
Think about it from Patrick’s viewpoint.

He had a plan. He put in the legwork and the stupid beat cops fucked it all up! They’re so bad at their jobs that if I had killed my wife they wouldn’t even be able to figure that out, and I’m a huge liar and creep so you think they’d know not to believe me.

That’s why he wrote it.
 
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If this embarrassing dork really thought he were at risk of "SWATting" (which evidently has never happened since there's no evidence of SWAT teams responding to calls at his dilapidated, shithole duplex) then he would be prepped and ready for any events like this. Instead, he sleeps naked with no proper eyewear within easy reach, and no apparent security cameras to alert him of activity around his shack's perimeter. Then he tries to make it sound sexy in his obvious bullshit retelling of events, and it only comes across as disgusting. He must love every minute of this. There's no excuse for feeding trolls this long unless he genuinely gets enjoyment out of it and lives for it
 

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His behavior in that audio is frightening, it is a true psychotic break, and then he's just tweeting and cracking jokes about it like it's nothing. And on the very remote chance he did get SWAT-ed, that shit is fucking retarded.

But boy oh boy, the mental image of four MPD officers trying to subdue our Pat while he writhes and squeals, like four yokels trying to corral a greased-up pig at a carnival, has me fawkin HOWL-ing brotherman.
 
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Another tell.

He didn't mention this at all until his Twitter was spammed with imposter children posting his video and he was forced to explain.

If this happened for real, he'd have tweeted about it within 5 minutes.

He's a fat liar. We can compile a full evidence folder of him lying and send it to the MPD. He is unhinged. We'd be helping him. He needs court mandated AA, anger management, and therapy.
 
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As many of you have said, the fact that Niki was gone really sticks in my craw. Take out just that one element, and his story becomes more believable. Until we have the 911 call and bodycam footage, his Twitter story and the audio aren't terribly different. It's just that his side is clearly full of embellishments, but the narrative of a malicious call leading to this isn't that wild.

Except for the fact that Niki was gone. That stinks to high hell. The thought just occurred to me that had she been there, she'd have been able to record the whole thing on her phone, thus confirming Pat's tale. How perfectly convenient that she wasn't there to document everything. He fully banked on this going his way, instead he sperged out and someone recorded it. The Twitter silence beforehand is very telling too. Something was going on that lead to this.
 
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As many of you have said, the fact that Niki was gone really sticks in my craw. Take out just that one element, and his story becomes more believable. Until we have the 911 call and bodycam footage, his Twitter story and the audio aren't terribly different. It's just that his side is clearly full of embellishments, but the narrative of a malicious call leading to this isn't that wild.

Except for the fact that Niki was gone. That stinks to high hell. The thought just occurred to me that had she been there, she'd have been able to record the whole thing on her phone, thus confirming Pat's tale. How perfectly convenient that she wasn't there to document everything. He fully banked on this going his way, instead he sperged out and someone recorded it. The Twitter silence beforehand is very telling too. Something was going on that lead to this.
How about the silence after. It took more than 48 hours for a mention. If this happened he would have been fucking live tweeting.

I think his expectation was MPD would say "wow this address again! This needs to be addressed! Let's get the FBI involved"

Instead they show up, I'm sure he's belligerent right away yelling about cyberstlakers. The police are saying what the fuck are you talking about.

He realizes every report he's filed through the years has been completely ignored and the PD has him on the pay no mind list. How do they not know about his situstion?! So he goes off the rails.

The 911 call and body cam are going to be fawwkin good
 

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Think about it from Patrick’s viewpoint.

He had a plan. He put in the legwork and the stupid beat cops fucked it all up! They’re so bad at their jobs that if I had killed my wife they wouldn’t even be able to figure that out, and I’m a huge liar and creep so you think they’d know not to believe me.

That’s why he wrote it.
He’s lying.

He called in the threat or directed someone he knew to do so.

The main tell is the line about not searching the other portion of his duplex where if he killed his wife that’s where she’d be.

The cops were supposed to go there. There would be no incident but he could claim the cops paid him a visit and he was swaTTed by his stlakers.

Instead the cops went to his place and dragged him out and SEARCHED THE WRONG PLACE.

Not only is piggy in cuffs but the cops aren’t even looking at the right address! So he berates them and then clarifies what his address is!

Add in everything else: Niki being gone, him contacting the department about a future swaTTing, and it all points to a porcine false flag.

It’s over piggy. You’re a big fat liar.
 
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How about the silence after. It took more than 48 hours for a mention. If this happened he would have been fucking live tweeting.

I think his expectation was MPD would say "wow this address again! This needs to be addressed! Let's get the FBI involved"

Instead they show up, I'm sure he's belligerent right away yelling about cyberstlakers. The police are saying what the fuck are you talking about.

He realizes every report he's filed through the years has been completely ignored and the PD has him on the pay no mind list. How do they not know about his situstion?! So he goes off the rails.

The 911 call and body cam are going to be fawwkin good
The cops with "guns drawn" and "assault rifle" mentions are more tells. They didn't kick down his door and his view was a bunch of firearm barrels looking back at him like in the movies. He's trying desperately to attract Antifa and BLM "ACAB" losers to fight his battle for him against his trolls, and it appears to be failing.
 

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Unless you know they're coming and it's part of your persona to talk to cops in a bathrobe
That's his fetish. Answering the door in his bathrobe.

"Yes, MPD Child. I heard multiple rounds of gunfire at 2613 Oakland Avenue. Can you send a transexual officer to investigate? Oh, there aren't any trans officers on duty tonight? OK, I suppose a cis female will have to do."
 
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