Piggy said he was swatted

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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Don't worry, ma'am, he doesn't have one

Union Jack and an Irish flag. Stupid fucking whore cunt.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Took fatty a panicked 24 hours to come up with i was SWATTTTTed and then I took back power by biting off a piece of the cops.

Nikki was definitely on a lovers getaway with her girlfriend.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

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Don't worry, ma'am, he doesn't have one

The whole community, all tens of them, are coming to rally around Fat, Pig in the City. Even our old friend John Appel.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Reminder: this guy invited Rick to stay at his house for no reason

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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Reminder: this guy invited Rick to stay at his house for no reason

He's not gonna fuck you, faggot

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Has bert bertlinson pointed out that the police noticed that he was under the influence.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

How would that work if there was something illegal found. Is it like a temporary scope just related to whatever the call was about. Like say you had a scarface pile of coke. I'm sure they could seize it under forfeiture, but could you be charged with a crime?

Seems like an easy way to get around a warrant. Oh we don't have a warrant let's get dave in accounting whos been doing improv classes to call in a kidnapping.

Basically anything in plain view tied to the exigent circumstance is fair game. The coke would most likely not be admissible, and you’d would not get a county/district/states attorney to approve a warrant application after the fact based on what you saw.

Yes, I’ve seen some dumbass colleagues try to use a confidential informant to play that Dave in Accounting ruse. Of course, they fuck up (most CIs are junkies and degenerates). Games like that wind you up on a Brady List, which is career suicide

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

^^^^Patrick S. Tomlinson rn

 

[SFWA liaison]

the search warrant bit is so retarded, yeah nigga let me go to court at 1 AM so the judge can determine if there's probably cause to enter and search for a dead lady

I hate cops but also can never get behind cop-haters because tehy're so profoundly stupid

 

[MonsterSteve]

Ugh he's lying 100%. If somebody knocks at your door at 1am you don't answer it with nothing on under your robe. He thinks he sounds cool.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Ugh he's lying 100%. If somebody knocks at your door at 1am you don't answer it with nothing on under your robe. He thinks he sounds cool.

Unless you know they're coming and it's part of your persona to talk to cops in a bathrobe

 

[Clint Ruin]

Ugh he's lying 100%. If somebody knocks at your door at 1am you don't answer it with nothing on under your robe. He thinks he sounds cool.

I'm surprised he didn't say he scared off the police with his rage boner and said "which are you more afraid of getting shot by"

 

[Guyincognito]

Has Mr. Apostle ever done a feature on this gaylord?

He unironically uses "forking" instead of "fucking". Forking faggot pedo.

Kid forking faggot

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

To quell the kiwifaggotry, here's why OnAForums can't be behind a swatting - when Boomia took credit for a bomb threat that didn't happen, everyone here fucking flipped out because "How dare you threaten to destroy what Quasi built?". No one here would do something retarded like this because Quasi has already been a fucking legend and ate the legal cost of the lawsuit, and we have some respect for this thing of ours.

On the other hand, we have precedence of Kiwi lurkers engaging with Fatrick, doxxing themselves, and traveling in person to find and fight him at Hooligans. Not that I'm bashing Andrew because he's a fucking legend for doing so, but there is no precedence of anyone from this forum doing anything other than CuntFucker throwing pepperoni on his sidewalk.

And reason #2 it would be them and not us - New York closed the OnAForums books, no new patposters. Kiwifarms attracts new Patposters daily since he's one of the top 10 most active lolcows, same level as Brianna Wu.

 

[guest]

One piece of this still missing is why Rick went more or less dark on Twitter days prior to this happening.
He's claiming Niki got back from a trip, but he wasn't with her?
Okay, so then was it anxiety over his planned self-swat that was keeping him off Twitter?
Very odd that this would immediately follow a Twitter dry spell.

As we've witnessed, Pig is capable of:
- Filed falsified evidence to court.
- Lied to his lawyer, leading to said lawyer committing perjury and having to leave his firm in a panic.
- He vandalized his own property. Any jury would agree that's him in the footage.
- Lied about a bomb threat.
- Lied about getting swatted in 2017/18/20, whatever year he's claming now.
- Has lied about literally everything else in his life, from his parents' careers to his marathon time/bench max to his books sales.

He's a fucking autistic narcissist. His cognitive dissonance allows him to justify ANYTHING so long as it puts us in prison. This is absolutely something he'd try to set up, and absolutely something he'd bungle. It's par for the course Rick.

He GENUINELY believed his fake shooting call would trigger an FBI investigation into who made the call rather than a SWAT team at his house. And he's outraged that they didn't check his ignored "Atalker File" at the precinct before raiding his house. I'm not saying Pig made the call himself, stripped naked, went to bed, and waited for the cops to call him the next day to tell him there's been a 4th swatting attempt - I think he enlisted a friend to make the call so it couldn't be traced to him and it still backfired.

If there were LEGIT death threat voicemails, he'd have posted them. End of story. We have a 4-year sample size of this behavior to know this. Each of us, to a man, is a Pig Behavioral Expert by this point. And the way he rushed to Twitter to get his version out before the footage is released? Come on. It's damage control.

This whole thing screams Pig. It's his work. His hoofprints are all over it.

Remember when he sent the vandal tapes to Josiah and COULDN'T FATHOM how an editor would balk at the fact they simply don't show any vandalism occuring? He's RETARDED.

This was on him. And the cops still won't do a damn thing.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Milwaukee Police found a suspect already.

You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

(That’s a reference to a famous St. Norm bit, you know who.)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I need that bodycam in my life

 

[guest]

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Lol, "wellness check swatted".


Yeah, I've been "didn't register my plates"
swatted and "politely asked to keep my dog from barking" swatted. You can't just add "swatted" at the end of shit to make it sound threatening, dumb bitch.

There are some "swatting" style events I've seen, specifically it's happened to Ethan Ralph, where they call and say he has fallen and cant get up and maybe broken something. They end up sending multiple response vehicles and it just shits up the neighborhood and wastes everyones time. It's not a swatting but it's in the same vein in some sense.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

One piece of this still missing is why Rick went more or less dark on Twitter days prior to this happening.

Right, if it happened he would have sperged about it the next day, not today after we uncovered the truth. There would be pictures of his fat wrists with cuff indents. It would be even more damning if it took us a few extra days to find the audio from our angel Alivia, sadly we're too good at trolling Patrick which is the only reason people are suspicious about how fast it all came together.