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Do we have a hyperlink that we can share with normies and newbies? This video is the Zapruder film of Patrick's lies and the world needs to see it.
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Thanks, homie.Video
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Heres a gif, not the actual video.
Clearly written careful and slowly during the dayShowing the actual vandalism too will be good for a laugh. When I vandalize things, its always in a neat manner with easily removable materials. Without disguising myself.
And the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"Clearly written careful and slowly during the day
Once you show this vid and a photo of the front of his house to show what you would have to walk through to approach it from that direction. Then ask that same question. Nobody would have a good answer.I know this has been analyzed frame by frame but besides the obvious not reacting to the light turning on why would they enter from the side of the house and not the alley? In the words of a prop comic "that don't make no sense"
Even with all the other obvious factors that’s still the biggest. Pat is alleging that one of us is brazen enough to go to his house in the middle of the night and vandalize both his bike and house but didn’t write “fat faggot,” “Niki’s Nigger Fart Emporium” or anything even remotely offensive enough to get Pat in trouble before he woke up and easily wiped it off with a tissue.And the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"
Of all the things we have ever called him " virgin" isnt one of them.Even with all the other obvious factors that’s still the biggest. Pat is alleging that one of us is brazen enough to go to his house in the middle of the night and vandalize both his bike and house but didn’t write “fat faggot,” “Niki’s Nigger Fart Emporium” or anything even remotely offensive enough to get Pat in trouble before he woke up and easily wiped it off with a tissue.
When you’re willing to fabricate evidence and you’re simply too much of a pussy to do it properly you might just be a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Pat is such a young, millennial type he was going for that cutting edge The Virgin Fatrick vs. The Chad Owen A. Forms reference.Of all the things we have ever called him " virgin" isnt one of them.
It reveals so much about his fucked up psyche. Even when attempting to impersonate and frame us, he can't bring himself to mention his fatness. He chooses the one thing that is demonstrably proven false - his virginity. Except he's too retarded to realizes we cherish the fact he's not a virgin. It allows us to call him a child abandonerAnd the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"
I woulda wrote 3.8L V6 on the sideWalks past the Mustang to strike the (lesser valued) bike.
This is how you know Fatrick did the crime himself.
He also added the "gay" part hoping to fit the "hate crime" angle and hope the SFWA/LGBT will be offended for him because of a triggering buzzword.It reveals so much about his fucked up psyche. Even when attempting to impersonate and frame us, he can't bring himself to mention his fatness. He chooses the one thing that is demonstrably proven false - his virginity. Except he's too retarded to realizes we cherish the fact he's not a virgin. It allows us to call him a child abandoner
Someone correct me if I’m wrong (I probably am) There’s one thing I noticed. People who have motorcycles, that care about them, don’t they usually put a cover on them when outside? I guess Pat is too stupid to do soPat is such a young, millennial type he was going for that cutting edge The Virgin Fatrick vs. The Chad Owen A. Forms reference.
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