People are asking about the vandalism video

[guest]

Do we have a hyperlink that we can share with normies and newbies? This video is the Zapruder film of Patrick's lies and the world needs to see it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The original link was as crisp as it gets and that should be what is used rather than a grainy gif IMO

 

[Udders]

Heres a gif, not the actual video.

 

[Udders]

Video

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Backyard_1621578851000.mp4

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Video

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Backyard_1621578851000.mp4

Good shit

 

[Udders]

Showing the actual vandalism too will be good for a laugh. When I vandalize things, its always in a neat manner with easily removable materials. Without disguising myself.

 

[guest]

Video

[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Backyard_1621578851000.mp4[/URL]

Thanks, homie.

 

[Meownaw]

Heres a gif, not the actual video.

I know this has been analyzed frame by frame but besides the obvious not reacting to the light turning on why would they enter from the side of the house and not the alley? In the words of a prop comic "that don't make no sense"

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Showing the actual vandalism too will be good for a laugh. When I vandalize things, its always in a neat manner with easily removable materials. Without disguising myself.

Clearly written careful and slowly during the day

 

[Meownaw]

Clearly written careful and slowly during the day

And the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I know this has been analyzed frame by frame but besides the obvious not reacting to the light turning on why would they enter from the side of the house and not the alley? In the words of a prop comic "that don't make no sense"

Once you show this vid and a photo of the front of his house to show what you would have to walk through to approach it from that direction. Then ask that same question. Nobody would have a good answer.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Walks past the Mustang to strike the (lesser valued) bike.

This is how you know Fatrick did the crime himself.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

And the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"

Even with all the other obvious factors that’s still the biggest. Pat is alleging that one of us is brazen enough to go to his house in the middle of the night and vandalize both his bike and house but didn’t write “fat faggot,” “Niki’s Nigger Fart Emporium” or anything even remotely offensive enough to get Pat in trouble before he woke up and easily wiped it off with a tissue.

When you’re willing to fabricate evidence and you’re simply too much of a pussy to do it properly you might just be a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Even with all the other obvious factors that’s still the biggest. Pat is alleging that one of us is brazen enough to go to his house in the middle of the night and vandalize both his bike and house but didn’t write “fat faggot,” “Niki’s Nigger Fart Emporium” or anything even remotely offensive enough to get Pat in trouble before he woke up and easily wiped it off with a tissue.

When you’re willing to fabricate evidence and you’re simply too much of a pussy to do it properly you might just be a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Of all the things we have ever called him " virgin" isnt one of them.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Of all the things we have ever called him " virgin" isnt one of them.

Pat is such a young, millennial type he was going for that cutting edge The Virgin Fatrick vs. The Chad Owen A. Forms reference.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Two totally opposite insults.

" You are a deadbeat dad"

" You never had sex"

neither are funny or have anything that someone from here would find hilarious. As a matter of fact if any rascal owned up to this they would get relentlessly shit on for lack of yumma

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

And the classic insult everyone used here before "The Virgin Fatrick"

It reveals so much about his fucked up psyche. Even when attempting to impersonate and frame us, he can't bring himself to mention his fatness. He chooses the one thing that is demonstrably proven false - his virginity. Except he's too retarded to realizes we cherish the fact he's not a virgin. It allows us to call him a child abandoner

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Walks past the Mustang to strike the (lesser valued) bike.

This is how you know Fatrick did the crime himself.

I woulda wrote 3.8L V6 on the side

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It reveals so much about his fucked up psyche. Even when attempting to impersonate and frame us, he can't bring himself to mention his fatness. He chooses the one thing that is demonstrably proven false - his virginity. Except he's too retarded to realizes we cherish the fact he's not a virgin. It allows us to call him a child abandoner

He also added the "gay" part hoping to fit the "hate crime" angle and hope the SFWA/LGBT will be offended for him because of a triggering buzzword.

 

[N64 Cube]

Pat is such a young, millennial type he was going for that cutting edge The Virgin Fatrick vs. The Chad Owen A. Forms reference.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong (I probably am) There’s one thing I noticed. People who have motorcycles, that care about them, don’t they usually put a cover on them when outside? I guess Pat is too stupid to do so