PatsPinkBlanket (aka Pinktrick S. Blanketson) killing it for us today

[HotDogJoe]

Pinktrick S Blanketson

How can you not have any sense of humor about this shit?

What an insufferable human being he is.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

why would you volunteer such info?
very fat

he's doing it for 'victim status' / sympathy, it didn't hurt his feelings because he doesn't have normal feelings just narcissism & anger when his delusions are challenged

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Amount of time with his daughter?
Lemme run the numbers here. .

0 days
0 hours
0 minutes

I crunched the numbers, this checks out.

 

[guest]

I love the making accounts for Ricks inanimate objects bit. It’s clearly getting under his fat skin. I think his fridge he just replaced should be next. Maybe his sad oven. Or just the whole kitchen.

"Pat's Poverty Kitchen" has a nice ring to it. Complaints of burnt Wellingtons using chuck roast instead of fillet, watery supermarket ham instead of prosciutto and no paté. Odour of corn, 1983 stove etc

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Considering the police had to literally pay him a home visit to check up on his illegal preserved meat operation you'd think he'd chose words more carefully than "Grind all day"

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I love the making accounts for Ricks inanimate objects bit. It’s clearly getting under his fat skin. I think his fridge he just replaced should be next. Maybe his sad oven. Or just the whole kitchen.

I have a few suggestions.

His German sweater
Cat pissed stained floor
Niki's sunglasses
His nipple through his shirt
His chin drool of the NYC subway
His bottle of vaseline
The toilet paper dispenser on the back of his door.
The alleyway dumpster
His goatee
His transition lenses
His weird ear
His weird stripped shirt from the photo with Ade
His awesome tattoo
Pig Incognito (the "vandalism" photo and the suspect photo in the Bernell Trammel case)

Get him children, leave no inanimate object standing.

 

[Guyincognito]

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

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Everything in that picture is dirty. He lives in a pig sty.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This has been fat facts.

Fat-cts

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

It's always a good sign when the author's main focus is the number of words. He should put that on the cover.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's always a good sign when the author's main focus is the number of words. He should put that on the cover.

'Most respected authors put out a book every 2 years at best...pathetic! I shall quadruple that output!'

 

[Caverlock]

fat-tweets.txt is a text file containing the fatest tweets from 09-03-2012 to 06-23-2021 delimited by newlines.

there were 134,179 tweets


counting only the words in the tweets (this does include @ mentions) there were 2,048,626 words.


This is an average of 2048626/134179 ~ 15.26 words per tweet.

The total time range is 3,216 days.

This is an average of 134179/3216 = 41.7 tweets per day. Or an average of 2048626/3216 = 637 words per day for 9 years.


This has been fat facts.

And that doesn't count his banned accounts: Patrickstomlin1 and Mewler3s.

 

[guest]

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44 words in this tweet. That's almost 10% of what he "wrote" all day. Guarantee he put up more than 500 words on Twitter.

 

[guest]

@PatsTangineSlowCooker and @Patsv6Mustang, you're on deck.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Professional writer thinks inanimate objects can be impersonated. How stupid and of course fat.

thaTHAT IS AN IMPOSTOR BLANKET ITS FAKE NEWS ITS NOT MY REAL BLANKET.
I KNOW THATS NOT MY BLANKET MY BLANKET IS RIGHT BESIDE ME RIGHT NOW HANG UP THE PHONE

 

[captain_kamala]

i feel sorry for niki's grandma. she probably meant for it to be used for a baby girl but would settle for it being displayed draped over an armchair. instead a disgusting fat man is farting into it.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

i feel sorry for niki's grandma. she probably meant for it to be used for a baby girl

It is.

 

[RobertMewler]

Yeah, and it looks like grandma used acrylic yarn. If she really loved Niki she would have used wool.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeah, and it looks like grandma used acrylic yarn. If she really loved Niki she would have used wool.

At least that way when his shitty wiring sets the half hovel on fire it'll melt onto pat, since he's almost always laying on the couch

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

The profile pic of the account has done serious damage to my ribs.

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What a feminine faggot hand