Pat's book sales stats

[RobertMewler]

Could this breakdown be accurate? If so, they're shockingly bad:

 

[guest]

Could this breakdown be accurate? If so, they're shockingly bad:

1) I don't know what this Boston Brand guy's angle is but he's suspect
2) If these numbers are correct, each follow-up book in his two trilogies sold half as many copies as the one before it. That's brutal.

 

[Udders]

That doesn't count Kindles and audiobooks, stlaker. Your obsession with me is unhealthy and you are mentally ill.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

This is the same guy that claimed he was an SFWA member, right?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Seems about right. Absolutely no one gives a shit about his poorly-written ripoffs. There’s no impact anywhere to his dreck. Even moderate successes are referenced *somewhere* in society- the only mentions of Fat Pat’s dogshit “books” come from the author.

 

[guest]

That doesn't count Kindles and audiobooks, atalker. Your obsession with me is unhealthy and you are mentally ill.

Don't forget his handselling numbers, little infant baby child. He sold at least 3 books out of his carry-on luggage.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He seems legit, he's giving book sales numbers on other lolcows in their threads too. If what this guy is saying is true, there is no fucking way Pat has ever seen one royalty check, ever.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Does a sale represent a person buying a copy or a supplier buying copies as stock? 16, dick, literary cluelessness etc.

 

[guest]

Ignore all posts by that deranged attention whoring faggot.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

This guy's probably a fag but it's not so far off base that Pat would have sales figures like this: A collected 5,975 books sold throughout his career. Sounds about right, and I cant imagine the digital sales add more. Moreover, you cant live off of residuals/advances if your sales figures are like this.

But this guy Brand is probably winding the board up.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

For comparison, he put this in the Lindsay Ellis thread:

That cunt Mary Kowal's book sold 5k total.
Cat Rambo's dumb lesbian space book sold 457 copies. Both of them have been massive failures as authors, but both are more successful than the pig was this year.

 

[AntSucks]

For comparison, he put this in the Lindsay Ellis thread:

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That cunt Mary Kowal's book sold 5k total.
Cat Rambo's dumb lesbian space book sold 457 copies. Both of them are more successful than the pig was this year.

That's funny because she's a much better writer than Patrick (still awful though).

 

[Jenna]

I wonder how many of those 231 buys were "I'm gonna buy this book to spite the trolls" sales.

Ah well, no wrong way to market your shitty book I guess.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That doesn't count Kindles and audiobooks, atalker. Your obsession with me is unhealthy and you are mentally ill.

That's where the vast majority of my sales are.

Unless you are investigating PPP loans in which case the vast majority of my sales are from brick and mortar stores and my livelihood took a massive hit from the pandemic.

 

[Cuphead]

I wonder how many of those 231 buys were "I'm gonna buy this book to spite the trolls" sales.

Ah well, no wrong way to market your shitty book I guess.

At least one counts as as the one he tipped the bartender at Hooligans

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Jon Del Arroz gives his take.

Getting these numbers is actually a big fucking deal.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

For comparison, he put this in the Lindsay Ellis thread:

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That cunt Mary Kowal's book sold 5k total.
Cat Rambo's dumb lesbian space book sold 457 copies. Both of them have been massive failures as authors, but both are more successful than the pig was this year.

This would at least prove that these faggots only buy books from eachother. Which is what I believe to be the case. They steal money from the government, then use shit like these cons as write offs, then sell books in the same circles. We can all agree, this how the financial system should work, and that they’re fat faggots.

 

[RobertMewler]

1) I don't know what this Boston Brand guy's angle is but he's suspect

True but if he pulled these numbers directly from Nielsen then they're accurate.. and extremely humiliating. :)

 

[guest]

He seems legit, he's giving book sales numbers on other lolcows in their threads too. I looked up the Nielsen Bookscan, I think these are total sales counted everywhere but the US.

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If what this guy is saying is true, there is no fucking way Pat has ever seen one royalty check, ever.

He seems legit because the man in his avatar is wearing a suit. But anyone who affiliates with the SFWA helped fund the lawsuit against us and fraternizes with pedophiles. Let's keep an eye on him.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

More info from him. Basically, no way in hell has the pig ever seen a royalty check. Fucking ribs.

"He's bleeding money", also followers.