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Can't wait until Nikki leaves him, the twitter blubbering should be equally funny
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Patrick is crying how he's STILL not over Adrienne over on Threads
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Hey man, give Pat some credit. He did dedicate one of his shitty books to her.
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Nick's breath smells like tuna. From all the pussy she eats, you see.
He can't get intimate with her so he's pining for that sweet Facebook marketplace pussy that got away
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I can remember being real sad / upset over a couple break ups over the years but looking back it’s “oh man, I was so upset and thought the world was over - I sure was wrong!” And it’s almost funny how what seemed so awful at time eventually worked itself out. Piggy can’t let anything go and still believes she is lying.
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Btw this is more evidence Adrienne was his first girlfriend lol. Like any man who’s dealt with multiple women has faced hearing “I don’t love you anymore” or “I’m not attracted to you anymore” etc. How could it hurt him THIS bad if it weren’t the first time he ever heard it? I get them being married adds a little more context but still. It must have genuinely been the first time someone he cared about told him off.
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I'd believe that but I wonder if he was still childing people IRL back then or if that's something after Ade broke his brain
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I don't feel bad for Niki because she's an absolutely insufferable cunt just like Patrick but him publicly pining over his first wife more than a decade later is so fucking disrespectful to her (Niki). No normal would be ok with this but then Niki is a retard who's past child bearing age now so she's stuck with an utter mong for a partner for the rest of her life. Nice lives, stupids.
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Maybe he hates Jenna Meatloaf so much because he knows thats his destination before Ropetown.
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She could leave him and take her half of the house. She just needs to make it clear she won't pay for anymore swats if he does it to her side.
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Im glad he is still haunted by it. Its good that he is reminded weekly that he is a failed father.
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Exactly - she was def his first and he married her since it was the best he could do. He’s married all two of the women he’s had sex with.
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In the one month between them he was buried in strange though. Maybe he slept with two or three women a day like Picasso and ran up his count.
If she literally said that quote verbatim...wow. Good for her.
When you look at a chick like that you'd think she's clearly not smart enough to be that succinct. Hard-hitting. All-encompassing. Surely it would take her 5 wordy paragraphs to queef that message out.
"I never loved you, I never respected you, I never trusted you and I was never attracted to you."
I'm stealing that just in case i need it later in life. That's beautiful.
I wonder if Pringle Can Cock wrote it and she just laughed and hit send.
When you look at a chick like that you'd think she's clearly not smart enough to be that succinct. Hard-hitting. All-encompassing. Surely it would take her 5 wordy paragraphs to queef that message out.
"I never loved you, I never respected you, I never trusted you and I was never attracted to you."
I'm stealing that just in case i need it later in life. That's beautiful.
I wonder if Pringle Can Cock wrote it and she just laughed and hit send.
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But....he was buried in strange, he said. Pat wouldn't lie....would he?
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She probably didn’t actually say that. You don’t spend that amount of time with someone and let them knock you up and then carry the child to term if you didn’t at some point have all those feelings for someone.
If she did, it was to drive home the fact that the marriage was over cause he wasn’t getting any of the other hints she was dropping.
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Those are the worst glasses I've ever seen him wear, he really does have the most dogshit taste in everything
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“I dare you to drop the most painful words someone has ever said to you”
PST: “I do” ~quote from the piss toothed shrek
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