Patrick hasn't tweeted in 12 hours

[Cumiace]

Imagine the helicopter scene in Goodfellas but with a Shitstang trunk full of CP thumb drives and a batch of hot sauce /pepperoni bubbling away

 

[captain_kamala]

has anyone checked to see if he is in jail? drunk driving?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

We are now approaching 22 hours with zero Patrick tweets, and the crowds are starting to buzz with anticipation

 

[Clint Ruin]

has anyone checked to see if he is in jail? drunk driving?

Oh Christ, please God, if that happened, let the court date be on Zoom

 

[Tortfeasor]

Trying to find Big Nikki's credit card to buy more followers. Got lost under the blankie somehow

 

[medium wyzzz]

Lost his phone up his gigantic asshole?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Maybe you guys finally got to him and he's taking a mental health break

 

[Cuphead]

Maybe you guys finally got to him and he's taking a mental health break

Wrong as always, child. My mental health is just fine. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I cant help you.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Lost his phone up his gigantic asshole?

Good one Wyyz

 

[Chive Turkey]

Goddamnit, I start to get an interest in Patposting again and that's when the lunkhead goes silent.

It has to be some third party intervention, either law enforcement, legal counsel or family forcing him to keep shtumm. No fucking way is this by his own choice, he doesn't have the willpower.

I initially thought his phone might've broke, but then I realized he would've found another way to get his fixes. I could legitimately see this fool driving to a fucking Internet cafe so he could keep tweeting.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Trying to find Big Nikki's credit card to buy more followers. Got lost under the blankie somehow

It would be great if he got flagged for buying followers.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He is probably busy reporting and blocking the last wave of cyber atlkers

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Goddamnit, I start to get an interest in Patposting again and that's when the lunkhead goes silent.

It has to be some third party intervention, either law enforcement, legal counsel or family forcing him to keep shtumm. No fucking way is this by his own choice, he doesn't have the willpower.

I initially thought his phone might've broke, but then I realized he would've found another way to get his fixes. I could legitimately see this fool driving to a fucking Internet cafe so he could keep tweeting.

I genuinely think that his number of reported tweets are catching up with him, and he's on a mandatory, involuntary time out.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I genuinely think that his number of reported tweets are catching up with him, and he's on a mandatory, involuntary time out.

Wouldn't we be able to see if his account is suspended? 16, dick, etc.

 

[Clint Ruin]

It has to be some third party intervention, either law enforcement, legal counsel or family forcing him to keep shtumm

Yeah, Rick has a track record of listening to any of those

 

[Clint Ruin]

Wouldn't we be able to see if his account is suspended? 16, dick, etc.

If he's just on time-out, no.

 

[Phish]

Someone should text him and ask what gives. I need my daily dose of cunty firebranding. Im sure SpaceEdge has already reminded him hes a fat unlovable cunt this morning anyways, so thats good.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I got a possible lead- https://www.yahoo.com/news/gay-cruise-keep-4-700-162948917.html

 

[42069]

I did report over 500 of his tweets

 

[Chive Turkey]

I did report over 500 of his tweets

And that's only like 1/5th of his monthly output.

We need to step our game up and improve on those numbahs, but there's only so much brothermen can do against such reckless faggotry.