Pat posts a random anon Reddit comment as proof of illegal threats

[The Talking Dead]

Hang on. Now I'm wondering.. you know how Pat boasts he doesn't wear underwear? Surely it's because he wears DIAPERS! He's just doing a Tomlinson Technicality. It all makes sense now.

 

[Honoria]

I believe someone broke into his apartment but not to steal his notebook. It was just niggers stealing.

The MPD were undercover at open mics to see if they could catch anyone bombing

 

[Jenna]

I believe someone broke into his apartment but not to steal his notebook. It was just niggers stealing.

Without a shred of irony, he tried to claim it was Watergate 2.0. The Republican Party broke into his residence to specifically steal his joke book, as his open-mic comedy was convincing too many undecided voters to be anti-Trump. The top names in the party understood his importance and authorized this break-in for the greater good.

 

[guest]

It's most likely @Mr Turry but I don't know why he would backstab the forum like this.

 

[guest]

It's most likely @Mr Turry but I don't know why he would backstab the forum like this.

Yeah it's probably @Mr Turry, considering how much of a hyperactive attention whore he is. Just making up lies for fun. What a fag.

 

[Turry Fawks]

It's most likely @Mr Turry but I don't know why he would backstab the forum like this.

Yeah it's probably @Mr Turry, considering how much of a hyperactive attention whore he is. Just making up lies for fun. What a fag.

Oh now guys, be nice. I'm sensitive.

 

[guest]

Oh now guys, be nice. I'm sensitive.

Was it actually you?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Was it actually you?

IT WAS MISTER TURRY IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE CANDLESTICK

 

[guest]

Oh now guys, be nice. I'm sensitive.

I like Turry but honestly it just might be

 

[Turry Fawks]

YOU WANT TO SEE A BAD GUY?
I'M THE BAD GUY

 

[Turry Fawks]

I like Turry

I don't even know who you are

 

[guest]

Oh now guys, be nice. I'm sensitive.

Yeah it was him

 

[Turry Fawks]

Yeah it was him

I'll tell you the same thing your uncle did: they'll never believe you

 

[guest]

I'll tell you the same thing your uncle did: they'll never believe you

Why would you do that?

 

[Turry Fawks]

I was @Nick Mullen, too!

 

[guest]

I was @Nick Mullen, too!

It's you you faggot. Nice baseless allegations about the forum, stupid.

 

[guest]

It's you you faggot. Nice baseless allegations about the forum, stupid.

He was always a fag

 

[guest]

He was always a fag

That goes without saying. What a needy hack attention whore he is lol posting on Jim and Sam too

 

[Farmer Brown]

A Norm poser would say " old chunk of coal" and "great white north." Since Norm's dead, it must be Norm's ghost.

(He's got a (sister's) ax to grind.)

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Pat, do you even know what a hyperbole is? You stupid fucking fat idiot.