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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Erock becoming the Virus


What’s wrong erock? :vaswnoh:

I just ate my balls for forty minutes! :xrkpktv:
THATS COLIN STUPID
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Bill Burr's Grandma
"Ahhjeez, my grandma is 99 years old and she still drives!"
"...does she still fuck?"

Burnt Bobby
"I hate Burnt Bobby!"

Opie's Imagination/Wheelchair
"He hates F.H. Reilly's because it stands for Feet and Hands"
"Every Opie's Eye is a perfect dolly shot"
I thought the FH stood for “fuck here.”
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
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Lady Di internship (specifically the first day)
I want to expand on this because I just listened yesterday. It might actually be one of their best in full shows. Denny is doing his stupid St Pattys Day DJing “WHOA WE’RE IN FH RILEYS WATCHING THE FERRY GO BY”. You got Di’s constant antics “UHMMM THE FATHER IS WATER BUFFALER”, you got Di being a fucking retard while they interviewed Pedro Pascal, you have Bobos legendary phoner “I just wanted to congratulate Lady NYYYUYHH” and then forcing Erock to sniff her underwear for ruining the Bobo bit like a dummy. I would put the second day in as well but it is undeniably handicapped by the Bella Knox interview. Without that it would easily be the best day considering this is when Lady Di revealed she would get assfucked every weekend.

Surprised no one mentioned the toothpick guy.
Him and ralphie may floundering on air is my favorite part.
This is one of my favorites too. I said it in the other subforum but theres a great moment where Jim walks out pretending to go get food, then Ant walks out and so does Opie until its just Ralphie May hosting the show and interviewing this toothpick guy. And to top the entire bit off they got mustard on the Asian guy.
 

Sue Lightning

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That time they shaved stlaker patti's head and made her cry makes me sad :(
Patti is legitimately the only “whack packer” they had on there that seems to be a genuinely good person. Sure, Bobo seems to be alright. But Patti donates to charity and helps her community and shit. She is arguably a good person and also the most well adjusted of the retards they had on.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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I want to expand on this because I just listened yesterday. It might actually be one of their best in full shows. Denny is doing his stupid St Pattys Day DJing “WHOA WE’RE IN FH RILEYS WATCHING THE FERRY GO BY”. You got Di’s constant antics “UHMMM THE FATHER IS WATER BUFFALER”, you got Di being a fucking retard while they interviewed Pedro Pascal, you have Bobos legendary phoner “I just wanted to congratulate Lady NYYYUYHH” and then forcing Erock to sniff her underwear for ruining the Bobo bit like a dummy. I would put the second day in as well but it is undeniably handicapped by the Bella Knox interview. Without that it would easily be the best day considering this is when Lady Di revealed she would get assfucked every weekend.


This is one of my favorites too. I said it in the other subforum but theres a great moment where Jim walks out pretending to go get food, then Ant walks out and so does Opie until its just Ralphie May hosting the show and interviewing this toothpick guy. And to top the entire bit off they got mustard on the Asian guy.
Lady di internship has gotta be their funniest bit. But it’s so obvious ya know.

Her interviewing the guy from pawn stars and repeatedly asking the porn whore how much money she made..
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Patti is legitimately the only “whack packer” they had on there that seems to be a genuinely good person. Sure, Bobo seems to be alright. But Patti donates to charity and helps her community and shit. She is arguably a good person and also the most well adjusted of the retards they had on.

Was Patti not trying to make an account here last week? @admin can we open the books for her?
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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When they were shitting on that one trust fund intern’s douchey music video lmao


Bobo getting interrogated by Club Soda Kenny… fuck man too funny. One of my least favourite Opie moments though. They were gonna break it to bobo on the air which woulda been hilarious but he threatened to leave early if they did.

Bobo turning himself in to two random guys in suits in the lobby was a good consolation though
 
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Sue Lightning

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I know people don’t like him but Sam setting up the fugitive will never not be funny to me
My favorite was the one (Maybe power 96? Can’t remember) where he tricked them by giving them a “War of the Roses” bit first, THEN transitioned into the fugitive. And it was uniquely bad because it wasn’t just a fugitive bit, the bit was that the fugitive had somehow stolen the “.5” from their radio show and callers had to figure out who stole the number from their station. It made no fucking sense. But anytime Opie and Ant would go “NOOOO NOOO WE CANT FAWWKIN DO THIS FUGITIVE BIT AGAIN” is hilarious.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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My favorite was the one (Maybe power 96? Can’t remember) where he tricked them by giving them a “War of the Roses” bit first, THEN transitioned into the fugitive. And it was uniquely bad because it wasn’t just a fugitive bit, the bit was that the fugitive had somehow stolen the “.5” from their radio show and callers had to figure out who stole the number from their station. It made no fucking sense. But anytime Opie and Ant would go “NOOOO NOOO WE CANT FAWWKIN DO THIS FUGITIVE BIT AGAIN” is hilarious.

THE POWER NINETY SSSsssss FUGITIVE STOLE OUR SIX
 
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