Pat FINALLY discusses Penguicon! Blog post!

[firstimelongtime]

Well he’s a huge faggot, I’ll tell you that!

Although the name has "falcon" in it, it looks like he's got a heron in his profile pic.

Fuck him to death (firguratively, PAT, figuratively. This is not a call to action for neither murder nor rape. Well, for people. If someone wants to break the Migratory Birds Act of 1918 and fuck a heron to death, I won't cry).

Herons are goddamned demons.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Bull-fucking-shit. Him, not you.

He showed the world he pallet chairs. He showed the world a backwards fence. He showed the world his pressure-treated firewood from the former fence. He showed us his stairs of death.

If he could properly re-finish automotive paint and clear coat, we'd have been subjected to it. We wouldn't even relegate that to Torque, as he needs the accolades from... I dunno. Some dipshits on the Internet?

Plus interesting he’s claimed we’ve “vandalized” his place multiple times for years yet this is the first time he claims he had to do work to fix the damage on his bike and place and now it was a “very” permanent marker after we’ve all pointed out he used easy wash away marker. Also note the “vandalism” was when he was trying to sue this place and the suit looked dead in the water and needed something to make his case look legit.

If someone actually wanted to damage his stuff they would have keyed his car. But Pat would never do that to his dumb car so he got an easy erase marker that was gone with a rain storm.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And you don’t have a publisher, Pat.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Plus interesting he’s claimed we’ve “vandalized” his place multiple times for years yet this is the first time he claims he had to do work to fix the damage on his bike and place and now it was a “very” permanent marker after we’ve all pointed out he used easy wash away marker. Also note the “vandalism” was when he was trying to sue this place and the suit looked dead in the water and needed something to make his case look legit.

If someone actually wanted to damage his stuff they would have keyed his car. But Pat would never do that to his dumb car so he got an easy erase marker that was gone with a rain storm.

Ballistic markers were pointed at Susan!

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

If he really did calm them retards for mask mandates that's pfg

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Hey falcon, pats career is in the toilet you stupid faggot
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This the faggot with the cross eyed snaggletooth?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This the faggot with the cross eyed snaggletooth?

I’m not even sure, I’m pretty good with the various side characters but I have no idea who this one is. So many of them live in Seattle which makes it even more confusing.

 

[RickReternal]

“Her job is supposed to be an advocate for writers.”
First of all, that sentence doesn’t parse. “As an agent, she is supposed to advocate for writers.” There, that’s a sentence.

Second of all, she is supposed to advocate for her writers. Not all of them. Not Pat, some joker she wouldn’t sign because he’s not talented. And she isn’t interacting with Pat as a writer on X, she’s interacting with some bully whose bullshit she doesn’t buy.

 

[BudDickman]

If there were multiple vandalisms, wouldn't they show up on the MPD call logs? The only vandalism that appears is the one we know about which was committed by his doppelganger.

 

[CompoundBasement]

His stupid Rustang was vandalized twice before he started shit with the Pests. There's another one where his rear view mirror was shot by a pellet gun. @Slackjawed Cow , do you have that one?

He's obviously been a toxic asshole who makes enemies wherever he goes for most of his life. Cluster B personality disorder gone untreated even with a "school psychologist" for a mother.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His stupid Rustang was vandalized twice before he started shit with the Pests. There's another one where his rear view mirror was shot by a pellet gun. @Slackjawed Cow , do you have that one?

He's obviously been a toxic asshole who makes enemies wherever he goes for most of his life. Cluster B personality disorder gone untreated even with a "school psychologist" for a mother.

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His stupid Rustang was vandalized twice before he started shit with the Pests. There's another one where his rear view mirror was shot by a pellet gun. @Slackjawed Cow , do you have that one?

He's obviously been a toxic asshole who makes enemies wherever he goes for most of his life. Cluster B personality disorder gone untreated even with a "school psychologist" for a mother.

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Nice car? Kids doing this probably had nicer cars than him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny he thinks white people did this

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is a drunk mess right now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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“Her job is supposed to be an advocate for writers.”
First of all, that sentence doesn’t parse. “As an agent, she is supposed to advocate for writers.” There, that’s a sentence.

Second of all, she is supposed to advocate for her writers. Not all of them. Not Pat, some joker she wouldn’t sign because he’s not talented. And she isn’t interacting with Pat as a writer on X, she’s interacting with some bully whose bullshit she doesn’t buy.

Well there is the audio of spaceedge actually calling the hotel and them saying its not true. Thats more valid proof than what Pat can provide.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

He says he will provide proof and facts of his claim he did nothing wrong, just used his word and nothing else because Pat NEVER has to show proof
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Pat will never be invited back for throwing a temper tantrum and trashing them. He can’t help but make things worse for himself.

Lol “OpSec”. This fat fool had no idea what that was before chatting with Jack. He’s even dumber than I thought to incorporate anything she’s said

 

[PorqueDealer]

I like the bit where he cries about being cancelled after all the research he did for his presentation.
Penguicon guest speaker is some nobody failed author who is doing a presentation on a topic he researched wikipedia and reddit for 12h the week prior.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like the bit where he cries about being cancelled after all the research he did for his presentation.
Penguicon guest speaker is some nobody failed author who is doing a presentation on a topic he researched wikipedia and reddit for 12h the week prior.

I also like that his staged bomb threat for attention and pity, blew up in his face and helped get him blacklisted from future conventions. Its probably a large reason he is so mad about it.

 

[Honoria]

24 hour engagement update:

and the Leslie thread:

He also lost like 30 followers. Nobody cares, Pat.

 

[Will Tate]

G.I. Joe is pretty much a militarized version of the Village People.

You mean like on the Venture Brothers?