Pat enlisted in the Navy?

[The Talking Dead]

Pat steals valor worse than Joe Cumia. At least he mashed potatoes for the boys for 9 months. Pat couldnt hack an 8 hr shift at Target for christs sake.

The only thing you need to do in order to make Joe seem downright likeable is compare him to Patrick S Tomlinson. Joe at least does something to make his own money, didn't abandon his kids and even his "military service" has some basis in reality.

This fat maniac is just outright lying here. No way on this earth would he not have brought this up 1000 times in the years we've known him if it was in any way true. What a fucking hateable lump of shit he is.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My racist uncle spent 20 years in the Navy after he had some sort of run in with the law.

He’s been with over 500 women so no, I highly doubt Pat spent even a minute on the Navy website, much less talking to a recruiter. Another lie

How would one know their uncle's number of sexual partners ?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I was going to guess that maybe he was a sea cadet as a kid but you're probably right. If he was in the cadets he'd bring it up constantly.

It’s one of those “I could have gone pro” kind of brags because they told him to enlist and how he would do well so that’s just like being in the Navy. Like how Jackie claims to “turn down” offers for high level cybersecurity positions for nonsense reasons.

 

[Honey Badger]

There’s quite a few accounts on Twitter dedicated to exposing stolen valor. Maybe those pesky Redditors will spread the word

 

[FamilyDollar]

Yeah. She was a cook. She went AWOL and shacked up with some guy. She got a less than honorable discharge or something like that.

Lady Di claiming she would leave the base to go to hotel rooms to party where she'd "eat pizza and drink soda" got my ribs.

 

[RickReternal]

Is this his answer to Terry’s question if Patposting is over?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There isn't even a technicality, he's outright lying. If he was a veteran he would have mentioned it constantly whilst childing "traitors". Pretty scummy thing to lie about.

It’s like how Jackie claims she was a combat veteran when she worked on the tanks.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He tried to enlist but he had a perfect test score and was rejected because he was too smart.

This is along the thinking of the pig - same with he could have been a cop but his high test scores would disqualify him. Or he wanted to join but couldn’t due to some condition.

 

[whippinghuskies]

My racist uncle spent 20 years in the Navy after he had some sort of run in with the law.

He’s been with over 500 women so no, I highly doubt Pat spent even a minute on the Navy website, much less talking to a recruiter. Another lie

Is your uncle like Robert loggia in an officer and a gentleman?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My racist uncle spent 20 years in the Navy after he had some sort of run in with the law.

He’s been with over 500 women so no, I highly doubt Pat spent even a minute on the Navy website, much less talking to a recruiter. Another lie

They def came to his school and Pat got a sticker and pamphlet which is just like serving in the Navy because they told him to come in and sign up.

 

[RickReternal]

Richard Bottoms on X: "@stealthygeek I refer anyone advocating that the armed forces of the United States engage in combat anyplace to the nearest Army or Marine recruitment center." / X | Ghostarchive

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on X: "@rbottoms How about Navy?" / X | Ghostarchive

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Richard Bottoms on X: "@stealthygeek Any branch at all if you think the military needs to be out taking action." / X | Ghostarchive

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on X: "@rbottoms Then I'm covered." / X | Ghostarchive

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The only thing you need to do in order to make Joe seem downright likeable is compare him to Patrick S Tomlinson. Joe at least does something to make his own money, didn't abandon his kids and even his "military service" has some basis in reality.

This fat maniac is just outright lying here. No way on this earth would he not have brought this up 1000 times in the years we've known him if it was in any way true. What a fucking hateable lump of shit he is.

Wait - is he trying to paint himself as a navy veteran to help his lawsuit of suing the city? How dare they treat someone who served their country this way! Also, didn’t that “Mueller She Wrote” get caught recently for lying about their service / stolen valor? He retweets that one a lot.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Has he completely lost his mind?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol when this poor fuck sobers up and realizes that his crazy, unbelievable lie is blowing up in his face it's going to hit him hard.

 

[RoTheHo69]

he's losing his mind, spiraling

someone ask actual veteran Kelly Lee Williams what he thinks of Pat's stolen valor
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I thought someone slightly altered Joe's army photo.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

We need a "Patrick Tomlinson DD214" thread.

 

[RickReternal]

I read this when he first posted it and I didn’t even process it. Just kept on going because there’s no way a man this closely watched would attempt something like this. Right?

Wrong!!!

 

[Steve Ramone]

They made Tommy an honorary captain after he sucked 100 miles of navy cock 5 inches at a time.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is your uncle like Robert loggia in an officer and a gentleman?

Never saw it but if he was a heavy drinking and openly racist womanizer with an Asian ex wife who was incarcerated multiple times, then yes.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How would one know their uncle's number of sexual partners ?

He brought it up at Thanksgiving one year