Pat and his date spotted at Confusion

[quasi101]

It came free with his Ed Hardy body wash.

I'm sorry we were looking for ...three pack of axe body spray. But thanks for playing.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Who is gonna make Patrick’s Cool Dragon Shirt @stealthyshirt first?

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm sorry we were looking for ...three pack of axe body spray. But thanks for playing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sorry we were looking for ...three pack of axe body spray. But thanks for playing.

That shit used to all smell like hairspray and I'd douse myself in it and get migraines.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

It comes in a "formal wear" version for the big banquet too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Duhh, I like dwagons!" What a fucking retard.

Remember those short sleeved button up shirts that had extremely bright, busy anime shit on them that only special ed kids and hardcore Pokémon fags wore? I bet Pat wears one of those next.

 

[quasi101]

It comes in a "formal wear" version for the big banquet too.View attachment 178188

That looks more like flavia said i needed to dress nicer for the steak dinner voucher on a cruise, attire to me.

What too real?

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I have to see the whole shirt. Its actually shocking how bad he dresses. Just when you think you've seen the peak of his autism and arrested development he pulls out an outfit like that.

The smokey bear fascists shirt that looks like a sausage casing while he proudly beams like someone's softball enthusiast aunt was in my opinion the peak of not having a fucking clue how he looked

 

[Rodeo Clown]

That looks more like flavia said i needed to dress nicer for the steak dinner voucher on a cruise, attire to me.

What too real?

Silk, satin, does it really matter?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That looks more like flavia said i needed to dress nicer for the steak dinner voucher on a cruise, attire to me.

What too real?

There's no way Flavia knows how to say that in English.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

The smokey bear fascists shirt that looks like a sausage casing while he looks like someone's softball enthusiast aunt was in my opinion the peak of not having a fucking clue how he looked

All of those "political" shirts are made in the worst 3 oz cotton that misshapes and looks like shit after 2 washes.

 

[RickReternal]

I also need to see the whole shirt - a 43 year old man wearing a long sleeve shirt with dragons on it? His awful fashion sense is always amusing - he doesn’t know how to dress like an adult.

Bright red. Gold dragons. Down the sleeve.

 

[stealthygeek]

The smokey bear fascists shirt that looks like a sausage casing while he proudly beams like someone's softball enthusiast aunt was in my opinion the peak of not having a fucking clue how he looked

*shirts. Plural.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

*shirts. Plural.

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Jesus, is that his autistic bookshelf in the background? Organized according to color? What a fucking retard.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I used to wear faggy shit like that in grade 6. Goofy cornball. I'm assuming the shirt came with some gay chinese dagger he bought in a mall?

Actually, no, child. A sai bearing martial artist jumped him in the parking lot. Pat broke his arms and kept this shirt as a souvenir.

 

[AliceWorquer]

"Duhh, I like dwagons!" What a fucking retard.

Remember those short sleeved button up shirts that had extremely bright, busy anime shit on them that only special ed kids and hardcore Pokémon fags wore? I bet Pat wears one of those next.

I got given one of those shirts in the early 2000s when I was like 13 and into skateboarding and nu metal. It was silk and had some dragonball looking guy and blue lightning on it. I realized what a horrible item of clothing it was, never wore it and shortly after that ditched the flexfit caps and wallet chains for something that wouldn't make me look like a fucking retard. Patrick literally has worse dress sense than a child from 25 years ago.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got given one of those shirts in the early 2000s when I was like 13 and into skateboarding and nu metal. It was silk and had some dragonball looking guy and blue lightning on it. I realized what a horrible item of clothing it was, never wore it and shortly after that ditched the flexfit caps and wallet chains for something that wouldn't make me look like a fucking retard. Patrick literally has worse dress sense than a child from 25 years ago.

I live by a backwards town of retards and it's always a treat when I see some 45 year old crackhead wearing one of those. The druggie losers around here all still have the same clothes they had when they were 20. I still see old wigger losers in like baby blue Phat Farm and Fubu shit from 2001 with G-Unit hats on. The wiggers are all extremely racist and don't get the irony of that. All the shittums got stuck in a timewarp.

 

[quasi101]

Jesus, is that his autistic bookshelf in the background? Organized according to color? What a fucking retard.

I think he blamed that on Nicole didn't he?

 

[AliceWorquer]

The smokey bear fascists shirt that looks like a sausage casing while he proudly beams like someone's softball enthusiast aunt was in my opinion the peak of not having a fucking clue how he looked

I dont know man, its a tough one. That last photo was taken on their fucking wedding day. Utterly disgusting.

 

[quasi101]

He bought a woman's suit. Lol. There's so much shit that I forget about things like this.