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NoBacon appreciation thread

Thread starter goo gobbler
Start date Jul 10, 2024

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Nick Gerlips

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Jul 11, 2024

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Professor Rape said:
I've stopped fucking them. The last chick I actually really liked on there, she told me she had genital herpes so I ended it.

Christ. That's my fear of those app sluts

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Jul 11, 2024

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Nick Gerlips said:
Christ. That's my fear of those app sluts

Why would it be any different to girls you meet in the wild?

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Jul 11, 2024

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NoBacon said:
Why would it be any different to girls you meet in the wild?

I'd think that girls not on apps wouldn't be getting infected dicks stuck in them on the daily but what do I know

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Jul 11, 2024

#24

Nick Gerlips said:
I'd think that girls not on apps wouldn't be getting infected dicks stuck in them on the daily but what do I know

If they’re remotely attractive they’ve most likely been ran through. It’s just the way it is now.

There’s some good eggs out there, but I have a terrible personality so unless I change that (I won’t) I’m shit out of luck.

HR@PaneraBread

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!! THIS IS BOQ COUNTRY!!!

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Jul 11, 2024

#25

LockedHDD__Pot said:
Lizard King bit was legendary

Patshit is low hanging fruit and anyone can be Mendoza-line funny by picking him as a target.

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Jul 11, 2024

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HR@PaneraBread said:
Patshit is low hanging fruit and anyone can be Mendoza-line funny by picking him as a target.

I made a bunch of the old Reddit’s biggest meme hits bro.

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