NoBacon appreciation thread

[Nick Gerlips]

I've stopped fucking them. The last chick I actually really liked on there, she told me she had genital herpes so I ended it.

Christ. That's my fear of those app sluts

 

[NoBacon]

Christ. That's my fear of those app sluts

Why would it be any different to girls you meet in the wild?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Why would it be any different to girls you meet in the wild?

I'd think that girls not on apps wouldn't be getting infected dicks stuck in them on the daily but what do I know

 

[NoBacon]

I'd think that girls not on apps wouldn't be getting infected dicks stuck in them on the daily but what do I know

If they’re remotely attractive they’ve most likely been ran through. It’s just the way it is now.

There’s some good eggs out there, but I have a terrible personality so unless I change that (I won’t) I’m shit out of luck.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Lizard King bit was legendary

Patshit is low hanging fruit and anyone can be Mendoza-line funny by picking him as a target.

 

[NoBacon]

Patshit is low hanging fruit and anyone can be Mendoza-line funny by picking him as a target.

I made a bunch of the old Reddit’s biggest meme hits bro.