NoBacon appreciation thread

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Whats that
you plainly initiate with who they'd fuck/marry/kill with muppet characters
Don't use dating apps unless you just wanna mess with them. Every woman on a dating app is a deranged loser, no exceptions.
i don't think i'll ever stop using them unless i get married, rapester. every woman i've met on them has been trash but it can't be helped
 

Professor Rape

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you plainly initiate with who they'd fuck/marry/kill with muppet characters

i don't think i'll ever stop using them unless i get married, rapester. every woman i've met on them has been trash but it can't be helped

I've stopped fucking them. The last chick I actually really liked on there, she told me she had genital herpes so I ended it. That's when I realized holy shit, they're all fucking trash. Even the ones who seem great at first.

She didn't wanna fuck me right away coz she was sick of guys hitting and quitting. We got drunk and she said "you promise you won't leave me?" Which was a huge turn off.

So anyway, after I left her, I asked if we can still be friends. She agreed.

Noticed she was always viewing my Instagram stories, and then I uploaded a pic of me and this hot fawkin blonde "chick" I met in Sweden.

She immediately removed me as a friend after that lolololol.

And then what happened..
 

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
We got drunk and she said "you promise you won't leave me?" Which was a huge turn off.

So anyway, after I left her
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Professor Rape

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Tuck game on point
Lol it was a real woman, I licked her asshole when we were showering together. Then after I was like "don't mean to offend you, but you don't have STDs or anything right? Coz you let me do that the day we met" and she told me she was clean.

But I went into that with a stoic attitude... If she said yes she had AIDS, at least it was really hot licking her asshole.
 

Uncle J’s Sink Emporium

Enjoy prison, Y’munkoke
Lol it was a real woman, I licked her asshole when we were showering together. Then after I was like "don't mean to offend you, but you don't have STDs or anything right? Coz you let me do that the day we met" and she told me she was clean.

But I went into that with a stoic attitude... If she said yes she had AIDS, at least it was really hot licking her asshole.
AIDS is no big deal anymore. There are great big fat black womens shilling AIDS pills during football games.
 
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