No Bacon, Egg & Cheese on a Roll MEGATHREAD

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope his hoof swells up.

 

[Bam's Feet]

His taste buds were wiped clean from the friction of sucking so many dicks. It's the only explanation as to how he can enjoy all this shitty unseasoned and burnt food

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

That's gotta be some Oscar Mayer microwave bacon. Miserable little strips.

 

[Phish]

Holy shit Joe. You know blackened salmon isn’t actually supposed to be charred burnt black right?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Holy shit Joe. You know blackened salmon isn’t actually supposed to be charred burnt black right?

 

[UnPRePared]

i've never cooked salmon but i like it when other people cook it for me. i usually stick to white fish like cod or talipia because that's hard to screw up!

AVOID Tilapia.

They're only farmed, packed way too tight in said farms, and live off terrible feed and their own shit.

It's why it's so cheap, it's the worst fish you can ingest.

 

[Guest]

[HEADING=2]No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...[/HEADING]

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Any of you brothermen send him a friend request? I'm tempted, and I may do it the next time I'm drunk.

We're not that close.

 

[Chive Turkey]

the bacon looks like that pre-cooked stuff which fawking sucks

It looks like dried lamprey eels.

It's also absolutely pre-cooked, Moo would either burn or undercook it if he made it himself.

 

[Snake]

 

[Imager]

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Black Rifle Coffee is run by (((you know who))) and they didn't support Kyle Rittenhouse. Brother Joe is an idiot.

Those three facts are directly related.

 

[Bam's Feet]

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4 bits of reheated filet, which he probably burned and overcooked on the grill and microwaved the morning of.

What is there to brag about here?

 

[guest]

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I never knew eating an entire sweet potato was part of a low-carb diet. Low GI maybe, but there's definitely carbs in there.

 

[CuckQueen]

"Just don't toast it, Grill it!"

What does this retard possibly think is the difference between heating bread on metal vertically vs horizontally?

 

[Stent]

The only black rifle he should put in his mouth.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe offering diet tips is like Nana offering advice on staunch heterosexuality.

 

[Chive Turkey]

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Nice non-matching plates that look like they might be paper, ...stupid

It's hilarious how he keeps turning the stupid mug towards the camera in these pictures. That means he's carefully fussing with the placement of every tiny thing like a girl until he's proud enough to take the picture, and everything still looks like dogshit.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

AVOID Tilapia.

They're only farmed, packed way too tight in said farms, and live off terrible feed and their own shit.

It's why it's so cheap, it's the worst fish you can ingest.

Agreed. Tilapia is the nigger of the fish market.

 

[Snake]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

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Joe, mooove your arm and take that drink you clumsy cow, I dare ya!