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No Bacon, Egg & Cheese on a Roll MEGATHREAD

LockedHDD__Pot

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brocoli and cauliflower is big in the keto community. i saw a recipe that said to add roasted cauliflower to your keto bacon, egg and cheese bowls! I'm not all in with the cauliflower yet but my chick makes cauliflower pizza dough that is great!
If you can get some broccoli in there & the recipe works then all-good but it's not a 'magic health pill' that fixes everything
 

UnPRePared

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Fucking Christ, enough with the iodized salt, you braindead pillock.

He claims health, but really, Bo Vine? You know that's a pre-packaged "carb free" bagel, so the ingredients are going to be shit with extra fillers, instead of making it yourself (it's not difficult, and it's not bad - but not worth it to me in the long run). The bacon is only worthwhile if it's uncured and sugar free, but even then, him being diabetic I still would tread lightly. The broccoli would be better off steamed and on the side so he doesn't cook out the nutrients, and like @LockedHDD__Pot said, it's not a magic fix, but if you can retain its benefits, it's a start.

But again, the fucking salt... Why? You can't use spices, a decent hot sauce, sour cream, or pink Himalayan salt if you have to?

You are being kept alive by medication, welfare, and your brothers dwindling bank account, Joe. I should call you Dusty Rhodes, because you are the true American Dream.
 

Jizz

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If you can get some broccoli in there & the recipe works then all-good but it's not a 'magic health pill' that fixes everything
gunna try these cauiliflower keto bowls, it should at least make it a bigger bowl so I don't have to eat two servings.
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gunna try these cauiliflower keto bowls, it should at least make it a bigger bowl so I don't have to eat two servings.
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Cauliflower is rough. I've never liked the taste.

But make your own buffalo sauce with no soybean oil, or drench it in hot sauce, OR dip it in a sour cream/hot sauce mix - and I do stress, steam it for optimal nutrients - it's not that bad.

Mixing it with better tasting foods is a good start.
 

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Jesus Christ did he scorch that salmon. Disgusting swill as usual from my favorite “boomer” chef.

Look at how discolored the meat is - cheap fucker bought farm-raised salmon.

Spend your brothers money on wild caught sockeye and get a different Vitamin D in your body, you sun-starved potato peeler.
 

Jizz

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i've never cooked salmon but i like it when other people cook it for me. i usually stick to white fish like cod or talipia because that's hard to screw up!
 
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