Nice lifeless eyes, jowls and fish mouth, stupid

[garbageman2244]

Still looking amazing, Pat. You haven't aged a day and your diet sure agrees with you.

 

[TokenX]

What a complete and utter maniac.

 

[stealthygeek]

Children of the Breakfast Corn

If he was in Field of Dreams he 100% would've eaten that hot dog the little girl was choking on. I say this because he's quite the fatty.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Jurassic Fart/Jurassic Pork

 

[ISO__JOE]

Remarkably fat and just gross looking in general

 

[peckafacce]

It's hard to believe he's in his early 40s, motherfucker looks like he's in his mid 50s

 

[RoTheHo69]

It's hard to believe he's in his early 40s, motherfucker looks like he's in his mid 50s

We work for him now

 

[guest]

What a complete and utter maniac.

He looks like a less stable and more bloated Randy Quaid.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What a disturbing looking individual.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jesus Christ, even when plants block part of his face he’s still fat and bloated. Also he’s growing his hair out since he’s balding / thinning and he can’t handle it. Don’t forget this idiot claims many women AND men hit on him often. His neck gave the fuck up from his fat and now his head looks like a thumb.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's hard to believe he's in his early 40s, motherfucker looks like he's in his mid 50s

I have an retired uncle (who was also in the army) in his mid 60s who looks younger than Pat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Remarkably fat and just gross looking in general

No man, especially one in their 40s and this ugly, should be taking so many selfie’s to post online. There’s something very disturbing that he thinks his big fat stupid face needs to be posted often. He’s not even with other people, nobody wants to be around him because he’s ugly, awful, and smells bad.

 

[stealthygeek]

You're a Somali immigrant that's just moved into your first apartment. It's in a pretty shitty neighborhood but you'll make the best of it until you can make enough to move out of the ghetto. The dilapidated house next door looks like something out of Paper Street in Fight Club and unfortunately your ground level window is peering directly at a shitty unpainted old fence. You notice that there are entire pickets missing so you can look into the concrete "patio" area and as you try to focus on what you're seeing this pops out at you:

Horrifying! Why does this pigman hate immigrants so much? Haven't they been through enough already?

Oh yeah, and then you farted in his wife's vagina.

 

[guest]

His caption was "Sunflowers are coming in." But rather than letting the plants speak for themselves, Mama Raven's special boy just had to be the star of the show! Making a puzzled "Oops I just shit my pants" face for some reason. Nice composition, stupid.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

His

FUCKING

Eyes

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His caption was "Sunflowers are coming in." But rather than letting the plants speak for themselves, Mama Raven's special boy just had to be the star of the show! Making a puzzled "Oops I just shit my pants" face for some reason. Nice composition, stupid.

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This describes Pat, he takes photos but NEEDS to be in them! Also funny how his Instagram is photos that are all unedited and without filters, like a true boomer.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He always looks like he’s about to cry, that must be his permanent expression since we all know he’s the complete opposite of an actual tough guy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Holy fucking shit, how is this a real picture? He is just so weird looking. What the hell is that expression supposed to convey? It's not cute or quirky or whatever the fuck he thinks he's pulling off there.

Also as gay as it sounds, I have to agree with Carol - his eyes are absolutely disgusting. His little pin prick pupils makes it look like he's on heroin. Cunt looks like a serial killer that caught stalking through a corn field looking for children to devour.

Legal dislaimer: Looks like. Looks like. Also he looks very fat as always. Hi Brinton (and Pat) :)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His goddamned nose has cleavage.

 

[Porktrick_Slobinson]

He doesn't have an upper lip.