New Eminem

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

That’s an awfully hot cawfee pot
Should I smash it and stick the little pieces of glass inside my urethra
Probly not

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Better than what he's put out in the last 10 or so years which isn't saying much.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAWT terrible reggae album he did and called himself Snoop Lion?

Makes me want some of My Medicine

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can anyone name a memorable Snopp Dogg song off an album besides Doggystyle? He always made shit music and was lucky to just bank in on his studio gangster persona.

California Girls with Katy Perry.

 

[Stent]

I think Kung Fu Panda 4 is going to revive the whole genre.

 

[CQ Beans]

I think it’s more nostalgia - most of his fans that were in high school when he hit are around my age (I’m 38 years youngggg) so now we’re not too old to go out and we have money to pay for good tickets (similar to how the boy bands like new kids on the block / bsb etc were able to do well couple years ago)

It’s exactly that. I just turned 40. I always fucking hated this asshole. Middle class wigger poser who bilked an admitted souled out industry for all its worth (props kinda for that). That being said I bought his second album for 20$ so fuck me.

 

[PogromStallone]

It’s exactly that. I just turned 40. I always fucking hated this asshole. Middle class wigger poser who bilked an admitted souled out industry for all its worth (props kinda for that). That being said I bought his second album for 20$ so fuck me.

In what fucking world was he middle class?

 

[CQ Beans]

In what fucking world was he middle class?

Eminem’s generation is what the middle class actually looked like. Ask me how I know.

 

[Cuphead]

Eminem’s generation is what the middle class actually looked like. Ask me how I know.

I thought at this point it's always been well known that all the shit about him growing up in a trailer park like in 8 Mile is bullshit. He literally grew up in the suburbs of Michigan in a middle class neighborhood. He tries to pretend like he grew up in the hood to sell his image.

 

[CQ Beans]

I thought at this point it's always been well known that all the shit about him growing up in a trailer park like in 8 Mile is bullshit. He literally grew up in the suburbs of Michigan in a middle class neighborhood. He tries to pretend like he grew up in the hood to sell his image.

He grew up in Warren, Michigan. It’s the same logic I’d use to explain how I grew up in Harlem because I’m from NYC. He’s even fake for an industry fraud.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought at this point it's always been well known that all the shit about him growing up in a trailer park like in 8 Mile is bullshit. He literally grew up in the suburbs of Michigan in a middle class neighborhood. He tries to pretend like he grew up in the hood to sell his image.

Isn’t that the same for kid rock? I think he also claimed to be from the trailer park but actually typical middle class suburban white kid.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Isn’t that the same for kid rock? I think he also claimed to be from the trailer park but actually typical middle class suburban white kid.

Kid Rock’s dad owned like 5 car dealerships and was loaded. He was funny on Stern and OnA though. Seems like a nice enough guy. Plus it’s cool he makes his concerts affordable and the beer is cheap. I’d never go but I think that’s commendable.

 

[Jenna]

The Drop it Like it's Hot Kirby Remix slaps. WWWAW YTMND?

 

[Cuphead]

Isn’t that the same for kid rock? I think he also claimed to be from the trailer park but actually typical middle class suburban white kid.

Yeah, but Kid Rock at least now as some self awareness. I've never been into his music, but he seems like a funny dude who would be cool to have a beer or two with. Eminem is an overly serious faggot who gets upset at the slightest goof or criticism of him and is pretty much a parody of what he used to be at this point. I mean, listen to this shit and remember this is the same guy who put out songs like Kim and Kill You.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, but Kid Rock at least now as some self awareness. I've never been into his music, but he seems like a funny dude who would be cool to have a beer or two with. Eminem is an overly serious faggot who gets upset at the slightest goof or criticism of him and is pretty much a parody of what he used to be at this point. I mean, listen to this shit and remember this is the same guy who put out songs like Kim and Kill You.

When he has guests over and when they start drinking he’ll casually mention his watch is worth 50k a few times then when they’re shitfaced later he insists on giving it to someone but it’s actually worth like $50. Pretty good prank haha.
Edit: say when again, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kid Rock’s dad owned like 5 car dealerships and was loaded. He was funny on Stern and OnA though. Seems like a nice enough guy. Plus it’s cool he makes his concerts affordable and the beer is cheap. I’d never go but I think that’s commendable.

Yeah I’m not a fan of his music either but he sounds like a cool guy and someone you would want to drink with, also agree with the cheap concerts and beer - I remember he was selling lawn seats for like 20 bucks and that was with all the fees. I bartended one of his shows with the cheap natty light beer and of course it lead to two drunk rednecks getting into a fight in front of the bar.

I once saw Kid Rock at a concert in 2009 at the Troubadour in LA, not many people were there (it’s already small) and he just hanging out by the bar drinking whatever the cheapest beer they had (probably PBR) and he was dressed like he was a blue collar dude who worked a manufacturing job - seriously, he was wearing some carhartt stuff. I didn’t really bother him - just said what’s up to him and nodded and said it back. Of course when he left he jumped into some fully loaded black suburban but still seems like a cool dude that doesn’t take himself seriously or is a pretentious faggot.

Eminem on the other hand? Guy made his name by being the guy who shit on famous people then cries if anyone comes after him. Another “can dish it out but can’t take it” faggot.

 

[Sue2]

Eminem on the other hand? Guy made his name by being the guy who shit on famous people then cries if anyone comes after him. Another “can dish it out but can’t take it” faggot.

He doesn’t realize times have changed. When Eminem put out his GOD AWFUL album Revival, Tyler the Creator said something innocuous like “This shit is ass” and “Eminem fans drink too much Mtn Dew”. This caused Eminem to dedicate multiple lines in a song to him and calling him a faggot. Then Eminem apologized for this, like an even bigger faggot.

Pick your lane retard. Do you not give a fuck what anyone says or are you gonna apologize after not giving a fuck? Are you the greatest and no one can tell you shit or are you gonna get butthurt someone said your album was ass (because it was)?

Theres all this talk about how “Bro don’t mess with Em, he’ll DESTROY you!” Who the fuck has Eminem ever destroyed thats on his level? You’re telling me Ja Rule, Benzino, MGK, they’re on Eminems level? 0 hit wonders vs the “greatest rapper ever”?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He doesn’t realize times have changed. When Eminem put out his GOD AWFUL album Revival, Tyler the Creator said something innocuous like “This shit is ass” and “Eminem fans drink too much Mtn Dew”. This caused Eminem to dedicate multiple lines in a song to him and calling him a faggot. Then Eminem apologized for this, like an even bigger faggot.

Pick your lane retard. Do you not give a fuck what anyone says or are you gonna apologize after not giving a fuck? Are you the greatest and no one can tell you shit or are you gonna get butthurt someone said your album was ass (because it was)?

Theres all this talk about how “Bro don’t mess with Em, he’ll DESTROY you!” Who the fuck has Eminem ever destroyed thats on his level? You’re telling me Ja Rule, Benzino, MGK, they’re on Eminems level? 0 hit wonders vs the “greatest rapper ever”?

Only good Revival song was Chloraseptic and it was supposed to be mocking mumble rap. The Benzino disses are so good even though he was a clown who was a bad rapper and you forgot his beef with Mariah Carey.

 

[Sue2]

Only good Revival song was Chloraseptic and it was supposed to be mocking mumble rap.

I have to admit on some level I liked Kamikaze. Because he was both making fun of mumble rap / trap music but also getting on beats and going “Look retards, I can do this shit too and I can do it better.” It seriously felt like Eminem was finally punching up again.

The Benzino disses are so good even though he was a clown who was a bad rapper and you forgot his beef with Mariah Carey.

Yeah but Mariah Carey isn’t a rapper. Think about other rap beefs. 2pac / Biggie, Ice Cube / NWA, Drake / Anyone he’s beefed with, Nas / Jay Z…Those are equal fights between two greats. Remember when Joe Budden dissed Drake? He didn’t even respond. He just posted an instagram story calling him a washed up old head who should be quiet.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have to admit on some level I liked Kamikaze. Because he was both making fun of mumble rap / trap music but also getting on beats and going “Look retards, I can do this shit too and I can do it better.” It seriously felt like Eminem was finally punching up again.

Yeah but Mariah Carey isn’t a rapper. Think about other rap beefs. 2pac / Biggie, Ice Cube / NWA, Drake / Anyone he’s beefed with, Nas / Jay Z…Those are equal fights between two greats. Remember when Joe Budden dissed Drake? He didn’t even respond. He just posted an instagram story calling him a washed up old head who should be quiet.

I never listened to anything after Revival. I like that Kamikaze has The Licensed to Ill cover though.

>Remember when Joe Budden dissed Drake?

No haha and you’re right is odd that he never had a legitimate beef with a rapper. Ja Rule was always more of a RnB guy. Kind of with ICP but they didn’t trade diss songs.