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Lol those joysticks.Did you see the controller though? Nice ancient Logitech controller, stupid.
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Imagine trying to play Battlefield with that
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Lol those joysticks.Did you see the controller though? Nice ancient Logitech controller, stupid.
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No matter the cause, I hope all these faggots die in this cheaply made suppository, brother.Oxygen for 96 hours.
So it seems like it:
1) had a hull breach and instantly imploded which is a PFG way to die.
2) got snagged on something. There is nothing down there apparently, no big rocks or geologic features, which would mean they did some faggot shit and are ensnared in or on the ship itself. In this scenario at least they’re immortalized in death and will have their tomb visited by robots and other tourists forever.
3) worst of all(?), automatically surfaced and they’re all going to die in a metal tube floating on the surfaces separated from oxygen and life by a couple inches of carbon fiber and titanium.
On this subject how are their unopened bottles of champagne on the titanic? Shouldn’t those have imploded from pressure? I realize there is just a shitty cork seal but it seems that wouldn’t be permeated by water fast enough to equalize.
There's pages on Google of people having issues with it. It's probably not the reason this happened but I want it to be.Lol those joysticks.
Imagine trying to play Battlefield with that
Or maybe just the regular PS5 controller. They could program it so the trackpad color changes depending on certain scenarios.They should at least be using that $100+ pro controller with the back paddles.
There's pages on Google of people having issues with it. It's probably not the reason this happened but I want it to be.
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"The joystick broke off and now we're on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean."
The rumble feature would be going off for 96 hours, brother.They should at least be using that $100+ pro controller with the back paddles.
You can make it like a week or more (IIRC 3 weeks is generally the accepted max) with no water.Did they have 3 days supply of water with them? Even if they haven't blown up, died of hypothermia (they all had to be barefoot for some reason) or torn each other to pieces in a cabin fever frenzy yet, they've probably died of thirst.
You can live for around 3 weeks with no food, but you're dead after 3 days with no water dudeYou can make it like a week or more (IIRC 3 weeks is generally the accepted max) with no water.
Anyway as soon as you all decide to kill 1 person, you can drink their blood and urine if you’re fast enough. Also then you have more oxygen and even a food supply.
You can live for around 3 weeks with no food, but you're dead after 3 days with no water dude
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The clock's ticking for rescuers to find the 5 people missing on a sub aimed at exploring the Titanic wreckage ... but that's not stopping the stepson of one of the passengers from enjoying his favorite band, Blink-182.www.tmz.com
Schöner Guinness-Rekord, dumm.Bzzzt! Wrong once again, aTalker. Our friend @Pringle Can Lothario proved that sometimes a human can go longer:
(After googling I see that you are correct though)
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I was going on the "rule of 3" from cadets. 3 minutes with air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. Obviously there are freak outliers, but those are the averages I think.Bzzzt! Wrong once again, aTalker. Our friend @Pringle Can Lothario proved that sometimes a human can go longer:
(After googling I see that you are correct though)
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