NapperPS #0029 - Friday Night Marathon

[DMAN]

Jenna's request for this episode is to respect the consent of your guests. If a guest doesn't want to go on camera, it grows tiring to hear the peer pressure "come on you pussy, go on camera. Go on camera now!" crap from you and Turk for half the episode.

You should be appreciative of your guests for showing up in the first place.

This is why The DMAN stopped bothering. He had a wonderful bit planned and they all ruined it by demanding something that clearly isn’t happening over and over and over again. True, they should be grateful to have someone by voice. Especially a very deep one that they use on TV to anonymize people.

That and don’t whine about the lack of viewers or guests literally 5 seconds into the stream. Give it a fucking minute for the love of Christ. Have at least one topic you want to bullshit to start off. This starting then immediately coming to a halt calling everyone a fag for not having ESP and materializing out of thin air in milliseconds is unlistenable.

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

I’ll watch…if I can freaking stay awake!! lol nah just sawing your logs CHH

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I think I just realized the ppl on this site are a bunch of morons

Guess what that means for your mental acuity?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Start it now.

 

[Kinderman]

Start it now.

I’m watching a basketball game. CHH and Turk know this, and have promised not to start the show until the game’s over. Sucks to suck, Canuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m watching a basketball game. CHH and Turk know this, and have promised not to start the show until the game’s over. Sucks to suck, Canuck.

I'm sleepy and thirsty.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm sleepy and thirsty.

Perfect, make sure you call in ^_^

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This is why The DMAN stopped bothering. He had a wonderful bit planned and they all ruined it by demanding something that clearly isn’t happening over and over and over again. True, they should be grateful to have someone by voice. Especially a very deep one that they use on TV to anonymize people.

That and don’t whine about the lack of viewers or guests literally 5 seconds into the stream. Give it a fucking minute for the love of Christ. Have at least one topic you want to bullshit to start off. This starting then immediately coming to a halt calling everyone a fag for not having ESP and materializing out of thin air in milliseconds is unlistenable.

No one could understand a word you were saying and we've all already heard your actual voice.

You and @Jenna should make your own show, I'd love to not be the one doing it and just be snowayyy. Bunch of complaining ninnies. I will certainly not being doing prepared material, I'm not a homosexual.

 

[Kinderman]

I'm sleepy and thirsty.

And gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No one could understand a word you were saying and we've all already heard your actual voice.

You and @Jenna should make your own show, I'd love to not be the one doing it and just be snowayyy. Bunch of complaining ninnies. I will certainly not being doing prepared material, I'm not a homosexual.

Can you at least have Turk sing O Canada in English and French at the top of the show?

 

[DMAN]

No one could understand a word you were saying and we've all already heard your actual voice.

You understood enough to repeat what The DMAN said to you and laugh like 5 times, he also had the entire room cracking up 3 or 4 times... Kinda hard to do if nobody understood him.

The Bane voice sounded better in the original cut. The audience is wrong.

 

[CQ Beans]

Start it now.

I haven’t gotten my Strombol yet.

 

[DMAN]

No one could understand a word you were saying and we've all already heard your actual voice.

You and @Jenna should make your own show, I'd love to not be the one doing it and just be snowayyy. Bunch of complaining ninnies. I will certainly not being doing prepared material, I'm not a homosexual.

These complaints aren't out of spite, they are genuine criticisms of an otherwise potentially good show. If someone joins without cam you're not going to convince them. It's just annoying as shit.

 

[DMAN]

I will certainly not being doing prepared material, I'm not a homosexual.

Difference between "doing prepared material" and at least coming up with a topic so you're not just sitting their quietly waiting for someone else to show up. Who spends the first 10 minutes of a show texting another show host begging him to appear so you have something to talk about?

You need The DEXECUTIVE PRODUCER but you spoiled the gimmick with the demands.

 

[Ashamed]

These complaints aren't out of spite, they are genuine criticisms of an otherwise potentially good show. If someone joins without cam you're not going to convince them. It's just annoying as shit.

I concur and look forward to your next appearance

 

[Child..]

People still watch this self promotional garbage heap of despair and sadness? LOL

 

[Kinderman]

Can you at least have Turk sing O Canada in English and French at the top of the show?

I-I-I-I’m nnnnot gonna doooo that…because I’mmmm gay and my hand will f-fall offf. This one time…myyyy friend and I had a contessssst…to see who could sing the anth-anthem louder. Annnnd we were so loud. We were ssssoooooo loud…and I won…yeah…

(silence)
(lighter clicks)

TurkAI

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I haven’t gotten my Strombol yet.

Hurry up and get one, I've got mine ^_^

 

[chocolatehellhole]

self promotional garbage

I didn't see a Boq Precision link being spammed here ^_^



Call in Boq... we're going to be having Drew on pretty soon.

 

[CQ Beans]

Hurry up and get one, I've got mine ^_^

I need like a half hour.