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Mister Chocolate heck Hole will be upset that I don't get to commit suicide tonight but I will accept it. To be honest I'm afraid.
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NapperPS #0029 - Friday Night Marathon
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There's a waiting list for featured NrPS suicides.
Fill out the contact form on our website to get in line. @NortheastPhilly filled out the legal waivers and I forwarded them to YouTube in advance.
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Aww geez I'd love to hop on but I'll probably go chill with my friends and have fun instead
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Have you considered doing a group suicide? You could get bumped up the list. If there's like 3 of you or more.
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Nah we're going to take our chances on going to hell instead of ensuring it
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You don't have friends, I'll see you later tonight ^_^
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You have silverfish in your apartment ? I’m not trying to sound like a snob I honestly didn’t even know that was a thing.
CQ Beans
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You won’t be missed.
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They're very common in southern Ontario. I actually am naming my next album after them cuz every apartment I've lived in here had them. I've learned to respect them.
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Starts at 10pm ET? At least you know your audience.
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I hate the day and time. But it's Mr Chapman Hoo Haws choice.
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You’re like Joe from Joes apartment but gay and Canadien. and gay.
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I haven't been gay for years.
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Not what I heard.
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It's not gay if the guy has long hair
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Or if you close your eyes and count to three.
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Or if youre in jail.
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Am I your jail bitch now? Answer me!
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I'm afraid I'd be the bitch. My hands don't work.