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I should smack your sexy mouth for that.Drop some truth bombs on him too. Caustic, drunken CQ is a menace.
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I should smack your sexy mouth for that.Drop some truth bombs on him too. Caustic, drunken CQ is a menace.
Call in again and I'll allow your bit some room to breathe. Want the streamyard link?Yeah that's what The DMAN is trying to tell you about demanding people going on camera, it's a hang not a show. We don't need to show anything if we don't want to.
He can appreciate it, it just seems like an odd choice to kick out the one guy who brings some energy in there.
You guys would make fun of my horrible stutter and my thick Chinese accent.You want the streamyard link? You should be the one giving Turk directives.
I bet you won’t.I should smack your sexy mouth for that.
We let @Turry Precision ™®© come on without protest, you'll be fine.You guys would make fun of my horrible stutter and my thick Chinese accent.
I showed my toilet you so and soIf we want to talk about people not showing things, @Turk February was infuriating, refusing to show his toilet, like a cunt. Then he shows his bathroom an hour later anyway. Wtf were you protecting by not showing that toilet the first time you were told to show it, Turk?
And then holding out on everyone by not showing the weird shit Boq sends him in a DM? You're not noble, stupid. Turn your head and look at your pile every time you try to think you have a conscious or anything but a broken spirit. Show the DMs, kind-hearted secret-keeper.
I'll accept any bread with meat and cheese inside.Only fucking pinwheels? I walked three NY blocks for a wheel of freaking pepperoni? I suck.
I showed my toilet you so and so
Yeah… you’re right.I bet you won’t.
I’m at your command. Whatever happened to that chick?I'll accept any bread with meat and cheese inside.
We allowed some cunt to try and pass off a calzone as a stromboli on the last one. Don't eat it yet.
She pastI’m at your command. Whatever happened to that chick?
My toilet is a better man than the DMan it has a job and drinks peeIt only took an hour of cock-teasing and you furrowing your brow refusing to show it.
Counterpoint: it’s not being paid, so it’s not a job. It’s a slave, forced to drink your dark, dehydrated piss and your runny alcoholic shits. You’re a monster.My toilet is a better man than the DMan it has a job and drinks pee
Life made me this way. The world is cruel.Counterpoint: it’s not being paid, so it’s not a job. It’s a slave, forced to drink your dark, dehydrated piss and your runny alcoholic shits. You’re a monster.
You made you this way. Get it together.Life made me this way. The world is cruel.
Satan did. My hands hurt. That happened to Mr Jesus.You made you this way. Get it together.
Stop being a pussy.You guys would make fun of my horrible stutter and my thick Chinese accent.
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