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pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
I hope a snapping turtle takes a toe off.View attachment 96986
pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!
It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!
Missy is going to toss the body in that Shits Creek.View attachment 96986
pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!
It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!
He’s not going to do any of the cool things one might want to do in the woods or on that river. He will hole up in one room playing vidya games and spitting on the floor.View attachment 96986
pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!
It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!
He’ll probably name it Rommel when Rohm would be a better fit if you know about ol’ Ernst.Its going to have some type of german WW2 name I bet.
Imagine living in peace in that neighborhood and some nigger moves in. Nana is everything he hates. Can't wait for the cops to get called on him being too loud and him having zero connections to get out of it.View attachment 96986
He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
I was going to say it looks like the woodland in that episode of Chernobyl where the soldiers have to go round shooting stray dogsYeah, I know it's still February and shit but the forest looks bleak and diseased. It's what you'd imagine the nature to be like near a Siberian chemical plant.
What are the odds one of those neighbors are country Niggers.View attachment 96986
He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
It really does have an Eastern European feel to it. I thought the South was supposed to be subtropical, AntH's dago dacha looks like it's twenty miles outside of Riga.I was going to say it looks like the woodland in that episode of Chernobyl where the soldiers have to go round shooting stray dogs
There's your fawkin' line of the day!!!AntH's dago dacha
Imagine Nana canoeing down a lazy river, hooting, giggling and holeeeeeeeeeeeshitting, going in aimless circles because he won't put his beer down. There's no fucking way he'll ever do that more than once. I seriously doubt he could even survive a day in direct sunlight at this point anyhow.He’s not going to do any of the cool things one might want to do in the woods or on that river. He will hole up in one room playing vidya games and spitting on the floor.
Hopefully his canoe capsizes and the last thing you hear is hahahaha holyshee ‘bubbles’Imagine Nana canoeing down a lazy river, hooting, giggling and holeeeeeeeeeeeshitting, going in aimless circles because he won't put his beer down. There's no fucking way he'll ever do that more than once. I seriously doubt he could even survive a day in direct sunlight at this point anyhow.
Hopefully his canoe capsizes and the last thing you hear is hahahaha holyshee ‘bubbles’
As he lazily canoed down his river, Andy spied two hillbillies eyeing him warily from the bank. "Ooooooh!" thought a suddenly aroused Andy. "Maybe they're like those hillbillies in that FABULOUS old movie! Ned Beatty hahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeeeeshit! WHEEE! WHEEEE! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR ME!".I hope he drifts into a Deliverance situation.
Ant hopes for that, too.
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