My dad could beat up your dad

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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There, now you owe me, so now you have to read the quoted part of my post below and post the vocaroo in the Danny Raus hate thread. That would totally piss him off and not at all make me climax at the last sentence. Fuckin Danny, amirite?

The future of Sam Roberts doesn't look that bright

No I'm on my phone out at dinner with my friends Like this is somehow better. Is it satire? I swear..I can't tell anymore..are you really with your friends, in person, on this board?

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That’s such a hilarious throttling of Danny. At one point he says, “just tell the mods to ban me if I’m not allowed here.” You’re allowed here but you’re also allowed to be called an asshole when you’re being an asshole.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nobody cares about PBR

It drink pretty good.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It drink pretty good.

milluh

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

milluh

Cooooo's

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Cooooo's

it drank pretty good!

 

[Imager]

it drank pretty good!

What are some uh dem other professional bullriding associations we got?

 

[FurBurger]

What are some uh dem other professional bullriding associations we got?

Federación Mexicana de Tomlinson.
Grupo Tomlinson.
Tomlinson Invitational.

 

[bovinebrain]

The best part about that self-own is how much it shows us that he’s completely forgotten that he abandoned his daughter. In his head, she’s a tool for garnering likes on Twitter and nothing more.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Really all his "my dad rode professionally" bragging just means he rode bulls and broncos in rodeos somewhere and at some point made money from it. There was no "Major League" when he was doing it, so it's the equivalent of someone playing baseball in the Pioneer League and call themselves a professional baseball player. Sure they technically got paid but it's deliberately misleading to pretend you were anywhere near MLB.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Really all his "my dad rode professionally" bragging just means he rode bulls and broncos in rodeos somewhere and at some point made money from it. There was no "Major League" when he was doing it, so it's the equivalent of someone playing baseball in the Pioneer League and call themselves a professional baseball player. Sure they technically got paid but it's deliberately misleading to pretend you were anywhere near MLB.

 

[Honey Badger]

Really all his "my dad rode professionally" bragging just means he rode bulls and broncos in rodeos somewhere and at some point made money from it. There was no "Major League" when he was doing it, so it's the equivalent of someone playing baseball in the Pioneer League and call themselves a professional baseball player. Sure they technically got paid but it's deliberately misleading to pretend you were anywhere near MLB.

He’s still walking it back. He specifically said “in the PBR” several times and all the tweets are still up

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He’s still walking it back. He specifically said “in the PBR” several times and all the tweets are still up

yea but he knew what he was doing when he throws around terms like PBR or Master Electrician to anyone half aware of the subject. He's making representations to make his dad look cooler (which is pathetic), but giving himself plausible deniability when, even if that works, it makes him look like a moron who is misusing terms he doesn't understand.

 

[FurBurger]

Really all his "my dad rode professionally" bragging just means he rode bulls and broncos in rodeos somewhere and at some point made money from it.

No, it doesn't. He didn't take some basic truth and dress it up; he just lied.