Daughter/penis madness aside, why is Fat sharing his internal monologue with funsters? He's either hitting the bottle extra hard these days to cope with his imminent dilemma, or he finally cracked. Or both.
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My dad could beat up your dad
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Explain how you ask your wife to take pictures of her tits to mock a fat science fiction author.
I believe in the philosophy of show, don't tell, funster.
Shes starting to look like Trevor LawrenceFaucet dick made this
I know that @Honey Badger is a Chad by the fact that he's gotten his woman on board with the Patposting.
PFG guy if you ask me. I just don’t understand how he broached the topic to begin with.
We're assuming she speaks English.
It's surprising he couldn't make it as a comic with that quick wit of his.
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I’m just reading this now. I can barely contain my laughter on the bus for the morning commute.
I just explained Brother Joe to my girl about a week ago. I guess you have to be patient and take it step by step.
Kind of like talking them into anal.
Brother Joe is "just the tip" to Patrick's "full reaming."
Jesus Christ those are some nice beefers. Tiny nips too. Well done good sir
He's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.
(And as I've previously pointed out, PBR doesn't do bucking broncos)
(And as I've previously pointed out, PBR doesn't do bucking broncos)
I bet your dad could have beat his up too.He's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.
It’s been a while since this was brought up. I really hope this doesn’t make the rounds on Twitter. Pat’s stressed as it isHe's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.
(And as I've previously pointed out, PBR doesn't do bucking broncos)
Maybe he means Tommy rode mechanical bulls topless in order to entice impressionable twinks? Technicality Tomlinson wins again!
My god those tits are just getting even better. Is she on birth control and her tits just keep growing?
Nice veiners
