My dad could beat up your dad

[Rudderman]

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Daughter/penis madness aside, why is Fat sharing his internal monologue with funsters? He's either hitting the bottle extra hard these days to cope with his imminent dilemma, or he finally cracked. Or both.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Explain how you ask your wife to take pictures of her tits to mock a fat science fiction author.

 

[Udders]

Explain how you ask your wife to take pictures of her tits to mock a fat science fiction author.

I believe in the philosophy of show, don't tell, funster.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Faucet dick made this

Shes starting to look like Trevor Lawrence

 

[Imager]

Thank you for saying it for me

 

[BudDickman]

Explain how you ask your wife to take pictures of her tits to mock a fat science fiction author.

I know that @Honey Badger is a Chad by the fact that he's gotten his woman on board with the Patposting.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I know that @Honey Badger is a Chad by the fact that he's gotten his woman on board with the Patposting.

PFG guy if you ask me. I just don’t understand how he broached the topic to begin with.

 

[Imager]

PFG guy if you ask me. I just don’t understand how he broached the topic to begin with.

We're assuming she speaks English.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I love "No, u" Pat.

"You're a shitty outfielder, Pat." "You're the worst outfielder ever, child. You were bred specifically to be bad at outfielding."

"You have a messy apartment, Pat." "No, but you live in squalor. It's all you ever do with yourself. It's who you are."

It's surprising he couldn't make it as a comic with that quick wit of his.

 

[Petworth dude]

His comment about not having a penis and only having daughters had me in fucking tears at my desk. My coworkers must think I'm losing it.

I’m just reading this now. I can barely contain my laughter on the bus for the morning commute.

 

[Petworth dude]

I know that @Honey Badger is a Chad by the fact that he's gotten his woman on board with the Patposting.

I just explained Brother Joe to my girl about a week ago. I guess you have to be patient and take it step by step.

 

[Imager]

I just explained Brother Joe to my girl about a week ago. I guess you have to be patient and take it step by step.

Kind of like talking them into anal.

Brother Joe is "just the tip" to Patrick's "full reaming."

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Found in r/juniorhigh

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Jesus Christ those are some nice beefers. Tiny nips too. Well done good sir

 

[RobertMewler]

He's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.

(And as I've previously pointed out, PBR doesn't do bucking broncos)

 

[RickReternal]

He's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.

I bet your dad could have beat his up too.

 

[Honey Badger]

He's still claiming his father was a professional bull rider even after I proved him to be a liar? What a dumb pig.

(And as I've previously pointed out, PBR doesn't do bucking broncos)

It’s been a while since this was brought up. I really hope this doesn’t make the rounds on Twitter. Pat’s stressed as it is

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Maybe he means Tommy rode mechanical bulls topless in order to entice impressionable twinks? Technicality Tomlinson wins again!

 

[PickleRickle]

My god those tits are just getting even better. Is she on birth control and her tits just keep growing?

 

[BUBBLER]

Nice veiners

 

[Will Tate]

It’s been a while since this was brought up. I really hope this doesn’t make the rounds on Twitter. Pat’s stressed as it is