My dad could beat up your dad

[guest]

How do I become enemies with @honeybadger so he texts me those milk tanks every day?

quantum leap into pats body

 

[HotDogJoe]

Your dad doesn't have a penis. It's why he had only daughters.

Honestly might be the weirdest thing he's ever said. I don't even know what he was going for there.

 

[ISO__JOE]

quantum leap into pats body

Worth it

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

interesting he said “make the best of it” about prison. Didnt Pat say something along those lines in the faked voicemail he played for the interviewer?

 

[Honey Badger]

 

[guest]

Nice insult, guy who's only ever produced a daughter.

Don't know why tan lines make big tits even better but they do.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I guess today is one of those days where he forgets his only child is a girl. Easy mistake to make when you haven't seen her in a decade, could happen to anyone.

 

[Jenna]

 

[captain_kamala]

Faucet dick made this

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Found in r/juniorhigh

View attachment 139244View attachment 139245View attachment 139246View attachment 139247View attachment 139248View attachment 139249View attachment 139250


Bonus:

View attachment 139252View attachment 139253

His comment about not having a penis and only having daughters had me in fucking tears at my desk. My coworkers must think I'm losing it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Faucet dick made this

Feels mean to bash her but Jesus, she really did inherit a very unfortunate amount of Patty's genes.

 

[EraGodless]

“Your dad doesn’t have a penis. It’s why he only had daughters”

What. Fucking ribs

Tbf, Patrick did pass biology with a D and D-, so he knows a thing or two about human sexual reproduction.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Tbf, Patrick did pass biology with a D and D-, so he knows a thing or two about human sexual reproduction.

Between that and 'Problem Solving', we're dealing with a real scholar here.

 

[guest]

Feels mean to bash her but Jesus, she really did inherit a very unfortunate amount of Patty's genes.

Thank you for saying it for me

 

[New Name]

Hey siri "Colombian restaraunts near me"

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Faucet dick made this

Butt-ugly pack of mutants.

 

[New Name]

Butt-ugly pack of mutants.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Patrick’s only had a daughter too

 

[guest]

Patrick’s only had a daughter too

In his mind she's trans and being persecuted by MAGApedes daily, stlaker infant child

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I love "No, u" Pat.

"You're a shitty outfielder, Pat." "You're the worst outfielder ever, child. You were bred specifically to be bad at outfielding."

"You have a messy apartment, Pat." "No, but you live in squalor. It's all you ever do with yourself. It's who you are."