My dad could beat up your dad

[Honey Badger]

Found in r/juniorhigh

Bonus:

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"Patty Mayonnaise" got my ribs.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

“Your dad doesn’t have a penis. It’s why he only had daughters”

What. Fucking ribs

 

[guest]

Those are some legendary tits

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Your dad doesn’t have a penis, stlaker. It’s why he had only daughters.

You still need a penis to have daughters.

Also what is he even implying here?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Both of you seem like such good friends. It's nice to see a couple of comedians enjoying banter with each other.

However, most people would agree it was very rude of him to not offer something to soothe your wife's sunburn. Bad form, friendo.

 

[N64 Cube]

Huh?

 

[CuntFucker .]

Pat's father is a useless man. I paid him for a blowjob in 2017 and he couldn't make me come, even after he took the condom off.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“Your dad doesn’t have a penis. It’s why he only had daughters”

What. Fucking ribs

He’s finally cracked

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Huh?

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I think piggy has been hitting the booze early

 

[SFWA liaison]

Huh?

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he didn't do well in biology (1.2 GPA)

In all seriousness he thinks so little of the kid he abandoned he often forgets she exists and that he's supposed to LARP as being outraged about losing her. Compared to Patrick, Jackie is a stellar parent.

 

[MarianCruise]

How does that comeback make any sense at all? And even though he abandoned her (for her own good), Rick “had” a daughter.

 

[RickReternal]

I think piggy has been hitting the booze early

I honestly hope so. He posted his 5th thread about Barbie being the end of creativity (is that irony?) a few minutes ago. He shouldn’t do things like that sober.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Fatso will get him next time.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How does that comeback make any sense at all? And even though he abandoned her (for her own good), Rick “had” a daughter.

Pat confirmed for no penis

 

[ISO__JOE]

I bet Rick pointed to his forehead after that daughter line then realized he also only has a daughter, although I guess it’s easy for him to forget her

 

[ISO__JOE]

How do I become enemies with @honeybadger so he texts me those milk tanks every day?

 

[guest]

Rumor is that Mrs. Badger is going full anus picture once Rick gets his contempt charge. Coincidentally I’m really rooting for justice to be served.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I shudder to think of the horrors that will visited upon Tommy 'Faggot' Tomlinson's online obituary/gravesite.

 

[Jenna]

No, they do not get to defame me. If they publish lies against me and my family, I am forced to correct the record. Hold on a moment, I need to text a stlaker that their father didn't have a penis, which is why he only had daughters.