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Let's just say, I own binoculars...
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Most Karen-ish Thing You Have Done.
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When I lived in an apartment I'd stand in the big picture window in the living room with binoculars watching the market square and all the market squaracters. Getting silently, impotently pissed off about the way they live their lives. Motherfuckers just sit on public benches all day every day like Forrest Gump.
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These are the faggots with the breadcrumbs making pigeons shit everywhere...Artie in 30 years.
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It's actually illegal to observe another person with binoculars without their expressed consent even in public in Canada. You're both in big trouble.
Edit 1 : (not being absurdist, it's an actual law)
Edit 1 : (not being absurdist, it's an actual law)
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Im a bird watcher, child...
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The local nursing homes need to be notified to put shades on the windows.
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"Bird" is a very derogatory term. You're in double trouble, dude.
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I was watching the scaffolding. Prove I wasn't. Rot bung!
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A few hours of interrogation will break you. You will confess.
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This whole time I was faking being a homeless drug addict and drunk to get in with you people investigating an illegal binocular incident, I'm a cop, my work destroyed my life but I finally have evidence on 2 offenders.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is narrating what's going on, as it all comes crashing down and we get nabbed one by one...this is playing in the background
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Women just know that no one is going to hit them 99.99% of the time.
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I just sit on a bench in the park. Realize I betrayed my family and the two of you. That none of it was worth it. Put my head in my hands. "Stop it, shut up, just shut up" I yell to my conscience as a woman walking a dog suddenly stares at me.
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& 0.01% times they'll get famous, which they like anyway
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... & then you realised that you'd forgotten your clothes, as the one set you had were airing in-front of a less powerful fan heater. The rest of your clothes had burned while you dozed, shrinking your favourite plastic trousers into the size of keyring.
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Realize I'm being watched for being nude in public through binoculars. Look up into them and mouth the words "run away, I'm a cop"
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Protracted conflict with landlord. I am just being a belligerent drunk now.
Pay a black woman to follow you around and smack other bitches for you
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Uh oh, I put her in battle mode!
Once I ordered a MIDI controller from Amazon, and, unfortunately, they shipped it with FedEx. Naturally, they didn't even attempt delivery, but stuck a notice on my front door. There was a number I had to call, and some automated voice that told me I needed to leave a message with my confirmation number. After the beep, I yelled "I DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN CONFIRMATION NUMBER YOU FUCKING IDIOT." Later that day, I sheepishly went to the FedEx store and picked up the package, and I could tell the staff had been talking about me.
