Most Karen-ish Thing You Have Done.

[Toast]

I was on a domestic flight two weeks ago and this fat hipster bitch with flannel and a septum piercing was playing tiktoks outloud 2 rows ahead of me.
Mid flight.
I was in row 4 and she was in 2, everyone could hear it,
And nobody seemed to care.
I pressed the call button and passive aggresivley asked the flight attendent
“Isnt it against the rules to play videos outloud? I can hear her phone from here and im trying to sleep, i have a work presentation”
And she sheeplishly said yes, youre right, and that bitch had to turn her sound off.
I sat there nice and smug. And didnt sleep a wink. ^_^

In the front of the plane? IN FIRST CLASS??? How dare this bitch. I would have farted on her as I walked by as well.

 

[Guest]

Anytime some faggot near me burns leaves I call the police non-emergency number and then I spy out my window as the cops politely ask them to put it out.

 

[Petworth dude]

I was on a domestic flight two weeks ago and this fat hipster bitch with flannel and a septum piercing was playing tiktoks outloud 2 rows ahead of me.
Mid flight.
I was in row 4 and she was in 2, everyone could hear it,
And nobody seemed to care.
I pressed the call button and passive aggresivley asked the flight attendent
“Isnt it against the rules to play videos outloud? I can hear her phone from here and im trying to sleep, i have a work presentation”
And she sheeplishly said yes, youre right, and that bitch had to turn her sound off.
I sat there nice and smug. And didnt sleep a wink. ^_^

That's not Karen behavior. You did the responsible thing. Fuck that bitch.

 

[PogromStallone]

I used to always think less of people who treated customer service people badly.
Then my TV remote broke so I called up the company and I'm on the phone for hours. They keep giving me bad advice and different numbers to call. Nothing worked. Day 2, same shit. After hours I start being rude because they just keep giving me the same numbers to call and the people over there tell me to call who I'm talking to right now, so they get pissy about me being rude and how I shouldn't talk to them like that and how they will hang up. Day 3 of being on the phone with them and hearing the same bullshit I snapped and started screaming "You are customer service, you exist to serve me!!!!!!!!".
They ended up sending me a new TV for free. A newer model than the one I had too.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I was 13 and found a buddies binder of nude drawings he made. I showed it to his mom for the lulz

 

[Phish]

Anytime some faggot near me burns leaves I call the police non-emergency number and then I spy out my window as the cops politely ask them to put it out.

The fire department came to my house twice last year because of this. They finally told me if they come find me burning illegally again ill be on the hook for the water truck to come and put the fire out, which would be thousands of dollars. :/. Bastards. Now i have to chop them all up with the mower, which is just as bad/maybe worse because it turns them to dust and covers the whole neighborhood in a thin layer of leaf/dirt dust. Theres just wayyyyy too many to bag them up. Id literally have 7-800 bags of leaves every few weeks.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was 13 and found a buddies binder of nude drawings he made.

Any good?

 

[Niggerotchi]

Any good?

I only showed his mom because they were just that bad

 

[Mustard]

I stopped a homeless guy from begging for change at an eating establishment, got the manager to come out and remove him from the premises. @Turk February still wont forgive me for that

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Last weekend I at a bar with my buddy and his son. They completely made his burger wrong so he asked for another one without taking a bite. Then like 5 minutes later he accidentally knocked it on the floor before the new one arrived because he was talking with his hands.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Last weekend I at a bar with my buddy and his son. They completely made his burger wrong so he asked for another one without taking a bite. Then like 5 minutes later he accidentally knocked it on the floor before the new one arrived because he was talking with his hands.

The last time I ate at Subway I got up and knocked the whole table over because I didn't realize it wasn't bolted to the floor.

 

[Toast]

The fire department came to my house twice last year because of this. They finally told me if they come find me burning illegally again ill be on the hook for the water truck to come and put the fire out, which would be thousands of dollars. :/. Bastards. Now i have to chop them all up with the mower, which is just as bad/maybe worse because it turns them to dust and covers the whole neighborhood in a thin layer of leaf/dirt dust. Theres just wayyyyy too many to bag them up. Id literally have 7-800 bags of leaves every few weeks.

2 solutions to this problem.

1. Pay some poors/children to clean it up.
2. Chop the trees down and replace them with evergreen trees. If yah got some acres and live somewhat north, grow some x-mas trees for side money.

 

[PickleRickle]

The last time I ate at Subway I got up and knocked the whole table over because I didn't realize it wasn't bolted to the floor.

I went into a Subway once and asked for a meatlong football.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm too lazy to get into it but I almost made some old lady manager at Family Dollar cry because she was being a stupid bitch.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Bitched to the site super about some black guys who parked in the same lot I did at the work site. They'd just show up and dump all the trash out of their car into the lot. This was on university property and it was a nice lot adjoining a park. Fucking NIGGERS

 

[BUBBLER]

My grocery store has shitty self checkouts that's always throwing errors and making me wait for an attendant who never comes because it's staffed by blacks, so I just steal stuff all the time because no one in the store cares. 5 blood oranges? I accidentally hit 2 and I charge them as the cheapest navel oranges. All the organic shit goes in as regular. Fix the fucking machines, assholes.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

All oranges are bloody if you jam them up your ass.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I wish I had the balls that menopausal bitches have. But no I'm just a faggot who wants to get on with his day and relax

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I wish I had the balls that menopausal bitches have.

Women have balls?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The fire department came to my house twice last year because of this. They finally told me if they come find me burning illegally again ill be on the hook for the water truck to come and put the fire out, which would be thousands of dollars. :/. Bastards. Now i have to chop them all up with the mower, which is just as bad/maybe worse because it turns them to dust and covers the whole neighborhood in a thin layer of leaf/dirt dust. Theres just wayyyyy too many to bag them up. Id literally have 7-800 bags of leaves every few weeks.

I had a neighbor call about me doing it. The fire department showed up, handed me a permission form to sign, and told me to do what I want but to stop using gas.