Most Karen-ish Thing You Have Done.

[Steve Ramone]

Anytime some faggot near me burns leaves I call the police non-emergency number and then I spy out my window as the cops politely ask them to put it out.

You're a monster.

 

[Steve Ramone]

All oranges are bloody if you jam them up your ass.

You're telling me you couldn't stick a mandarin up your ass?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I called the cops on the teenagers next door when their party went past the noise curfew.

Teach them not to invite me over.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Women have balls?

It takes some kind of brave stupidity and complete unawareness/no forethought that something could go wrong to be a Karen, it's some kind of balls

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Saw an indian throw rubbish on the ground and pulled my car over and made him put it in a bin.

did ya?

 

[Dog Eater]

did ya?

Yes.

 

[Phish]

2 solutions to this problem.

1. Pay some poors/children to clean it up.
2. Chop the trees down and replace them with evergreen trees. If yah got some acres and live somewhat north, grow some x-mas trees for side money.

See, the issue with that is that i am pretty poor, and i have my kids doing it as often as we can but theres just no keeping up. The trees in my yard are fucking huge and would probably cost me several grand to get cut+removed, which i just cannot cover. All i can do for now is bitch and moan on a dead radio show forum and feel sorry for myself until its time to do another cleanup. I dont have the acreage to grow any evergreens unfortunately. PFG idea thougj.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My grocery store has shitty self checkouts that's always throwing errors and making me wait for an attendant who never comes because it's staffed by blacks, so I just steal stuff all the time because no one in the store cares. 5 blood oranges? I accidentally hit 2 and I charge them as the cheapest navel oranges. All the organic shit goes in as regular. Fix the fucking machines, assholes.

I have lost my fucking mind over those things. Like, throw shit around, swear at the faggots who should just be working a cash register instead of just standing there like cunts watching customers do their jobs for them LOST IT.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I called the cops on the teenagers next door when their party went past the noise curfew.

Teach them not to invite me over.

I just remembered something the other day. Before I got my license, every party I went to I'd always end up breaking a bunch of bottles in the street. A bunch of people would slowly join me, because smashing bottles is fun, and whoever's house we were at would always be pissed and the cops would always show up and make us clean it up. I never understood what the big deal was even though I was costing people hundreds of dollars. "Fuckin cops show up every time I'm breaking bottles. HARASSING me like I'm some NIGGER.

 

[Guest]

See, the issue with that is that i am pretty poor, and i have my kids doing it as often as we can but theres just no keeping up. The trees in my yard are fucking huge and would probably cost me several grand to get cut+removed, which i just cannot cover. All i can do for now is bitch and moan on a dead radio show forum and feel sorry for myself until its time to do another cleanup. I dont have the acreage to grow any evergreens unfortunately. PFG idea thougj.

I mow my leaves but once it gets cold I simply let them cover the ground everywhere like a massive hillbilly. What’s the problem?

 

[Guest]

I just remembered something the other day. Before I got my license, every party I went to I'd always end up breaking a bunch of bottles in the street. A bunch of people would slowly join me, because smashing bottles is fun, and whoever's house we were at would always be pissed and the cops would always show up and make us clean it up. I never understood what the big deal was even though I was costing people hundreds of dollars. "Fuckin cops show up every time I'm breaking bottles. HARASSING me like I'm some NIGGER.

Man I used to fucking LOVE smashing bottles in the street!

One day I was going ham smashing a case with a few dudes and instead of yelling at me, a middle aged guy walked up to me quietly and said “Hey man, I have little kids that play out here” and I felt so ashamed I would only do it while driving after that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Man I used to fucking LOVE smashing bottles in the street!

One day I was going ham smashing a case with a few dudes and instead of yelling at me, a middle aged guy walked up to me quietly and said “Hey man, I have little kids that play out here” and I felt so ashamed I would only do it while driving after that.

My mom saw some girl walking down her street (she's the only house on the street) pulling bottles out of her purse and casually smashing them as she walked. She was wearing her work uniform so my mom went and ratted her out to her boss, which seems like a solid way to get your house bottled.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Man I used to fucking LOVE smashing bottles in the street!

One day I was going ham smashing a case with a few dudes and instead of yelling at me, a middle aged guy walked up to me quietly and said “Hey man, I have little kids that play out here”

I had a similar incident happen only instead of smashing bottles I was jacking off.

 

[Toast]

See, the issue with that is that i am pretty poor, and i have my kids doing it as often as we can but theres just no keeping up. The trees in my yard are fucking huge and would probably cost me several grand to get cut+removed, which i just cannot cover. All i can do for now is bitch and moan on a dead radio show forum and feel sorry for myself until its time to do another cleanup. I dont have the acreage to grow any evergreens unfortunately. PFG idea thougj.

Hmmm well i haven't looked into them myself, but how about wood burning stove or furnace? New ones look pretty efficient. Save yah on a gas bill maybe. Maybe they work with leaves as well?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My grocery store has shitty self checkouts that's always throwing errors and making me wait for an attendant who never comes because it's staffed by blacks, so I just steal stuff all the time because no one in the store cares. 5 blood oranges? I accidentally hit 2 and I charge them as the cheapest navel oranges. All the organic shit goes in as regular. Fix the fucking machines, assholes.

I'm constantly ripping off stores that have the self checkout. Fuck you, this is my employee discount for ringing up my own damn groceries. Every piece of produce I buy is a $0.69/lb green bell pepper.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I shot a gun from a rooftop

Sorry, I thought you said Korean-ish

 

[Turk February]

I'm constantly ripping off stores that have the self checkout. Fuck you, this is my employee discount for ringing up my own damn groceries. Every piece of produce I buy is a $0.69/lb green bell pepper.

I had a friend who would just swap labels on pork and beef to save a tiny bit of money. I never got it lol.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I had a friend who would just swap labels on pork and beef to save a tiny bit of money. I never got it lol.

It's the principal

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I shot a gun from a rooftop

Sorry, I thought you said Korean-ish

I do something Kamala-ish every time I fucking lose massively and everybody laughs at me.

 

[Turk February]

I do something Kamala-ish every time I fucking lose massively and everybody laughs at me.

I do some camelish things where I store water in masses in my body