Moon faced alpha bad boy with Mickey Mouse voice bemoans lowly Toyota Corolla for its "mere" 115 HP

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The 4.6 was just a shitty design. The newer 5.0 coyote is fantastic.Just the design in general. It can accept modification 100x better. Pat just got stuck buying an obsolete engine at the tailend of its production life. Now he thinks his 300hp is still something to brag about when FWD camrys and civic type Rs make the same type of power. Pat is stuck doing stoplight launches with dads on a beer run and high school kids in their first car. His car would get smoked by any of the "cool fast cars" built in the last 5 years.

Vanilla Ice drove a better mustang than pat

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Pat as a kid

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A penny...

 

[NoBacon]

Just driving it makes him insecure so he has to make a hate vid to show this totally isnt his choice to be driving it.

One of my parents is American, one is European. I was once living in Europe and borrowing a friends car for a few weeks, this really shitty old hatchback.

I got into some traffic road rage with someone and he said something like “look at your shit poor car” and I was so angry I tried to explain the situation and yelled something like “YEAH BUDDY, WELL THIS ISN’T EVEN MINE, I LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND MY REAL CAR IS WAY NICER THAN YOURS” And he gave me this such ashamed and pitiful expression, and I felt like such a gigantic faggot, I’m still angry about the whole exchange years later.

 

[RobertMewler]

One of my parents is American, one is European. I was once living in Europe and borrowing a friends car for a few weeks, this really shitty old hatchback.

I got into some traffic road rage with someone and he said something like “look at your shit poor car” and I was so angry I tried to explain the situation and yelled something like “YEAH BUDDY, WELL THIS ISN’T EVEN MINE, I LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND MY REAL CAR IS WAY NICER THAN YOURS” And he gave me this such ashamed and pitiful expression, and I felt like such a gigantic faggot, I’m still angry about the whole exchange years later.

He got you fawken good.

 

[NoBacon]

He got you fawken good.

I like to think he was massacred in one of the weekly Muslim terrorist atrocities there

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

One of my parents is American, one is European. I was once living in Europe and borrowing a friends car for a few weeks, this really shitty old hatchback.

I got into some traffic road rage with someone and he said something like “look at your shit poor car” and I was so angry I tried to explain the situation and yelled something like “YEAH BUDDY, WELL THIS ISN’T EVEN MINE, I LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND MY REAL CAR IS WAY NICER THAN YOURS” And he gave me this such ashamed and pitiful expression, and I felt like such a gigantic faggot, I’m still angry about the whole exchange years later.

“IM NOT FROM YOUR FAGGOT COUNTRY! KILL YOURSELF!” is a pretty good dunk as far as Americans go

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

One of my parents is American, one is European. I was once living in Europe and borrowing a friends car for a few weeks, this really shitty old hatchback.

I got into some traffic road rage with someone and he said something like “look at your shit poor car” and I was so angry I tried to explain the situation and yelled something like “YEAH BUDDY, WELL THIS ISN’T EVEN MINE, I LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND MY REAL CAR IS WAY NICER THAN YOURS” And he gave me this such ashamed and pitiful expression, and I felt like such a gigantic faggot, I’m still angry about the whole exchange years later.

Please tell me what country you were in at that particular moment.