Moon faced alpha bad boy with Mickey Mouse voice bemoans lowly Toyota Corolla for its "mere" 115 HP

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just driving it makes him insecure so he has to make a hate vid to show this totally isnt his choice to be driving it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just driving it makes him insecure so he has to make a hate vid to show this totally isnt his choice to be driving it.

And what’s funny is nobody would have known he “had” to drive it if he didn’t post it online. He’s the worlds most insecure person.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

That is some of the swishiest shit I've ever seen in my life

I know right? I thought it was a sketch or something with McKellan and Derek Jacobi playing themselves, but no... This got fucking made.
It just reminded me of the actual tough guy, Roaring Rick Tomlinson

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

. He’s the worlds most insecure person.

I agree. I have never met an adult as insecure as he is. Im glad he is thousands of miles away and only takes tourist vacations to where I live.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Oh fawk yeah... That shrill, fey, flamboyant queen voice he uses is just perfect for him....completely doesn't fit his claims of say telling rowdy customers to step outside and they leave ... Imagine being with your boys and he minces over and uses that faggy voice... You'd be laughing your ass off!

OK I can't fucking believe they made this... But just watch this for a few minutes and tell me that Fatrick wouldn't fit in PERFECTLY



I fell asleep on the couch one night and woke up with this on at like 4am...and I immediately thought of Fatrick...

The way he spoke to Josiah (blessed be he) doing the 'nuhnuhnuhnoooooooo bayyyyybeeee chiii-ullld, you are speeeakinggggg when you should be listeninnnnggg baby chiii-ullld'.... Its unreal how he can be like that and still GENUINELY believe that the world sees him as an athletic hitman genius author..

NCG, I gotta be honest: I don’t get that clip. That’s just a couple of regular English fellows as far I can tell.

 

[VizioDash]

Someone with talent (and software) should splice together this video and the one of the Buffalo shooter getting out of his car.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It’s one thing to see photos of his repugnance but seeing all that terrible flesh move and hearing that croaking, ugly, very faggoty voice makes me remember that he actually exists. This thing is out there, fatly trodding through the world, sounding like a woman and thinking anyone believes him.

Remember in Scanners when the guy’s head bursts? Whenever I see Patrick in video form, I always hope that’s what’s going to happen. Seeing that booze-soaked pumpkin burst open, piss yellow teeth like seeds scattering. I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I really dislike the guy.

Further proof of his autism. He sees women doing these kinds of videos and getting attention so he thinks he can do the same. When the only reason they do is because of terminally thirsty fucks like him. But like with Anica, he believes she'll think he's cool and promote him to her following, when like all e-fame whores, their following is for being monetized THEM. Like mike cernovich. he seems morally opposed to giving attention to anyone else. Pat is like that too, but without anyone actually wanting to pay attention to him.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The Corolla is known for its reliability. Annabelle can’t say the same about her biological father.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Meanwhile the Corolla is probably worth 3X as much as his Shitstang.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I know right? I thought it was a sketch or something with McKellan and Derek Jacobi playing themselves, but no... This got fucking made.
It just reminded me of the actual tough guy, Roaring Rick Tomlinson

It's actually pretty funny, couple of old queens fagging it up big time telling some old cunt that no one wants to rape her

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Meanwhile the Corolla is probably worth 3X as much as his Shitstang.

My dad always drove Corollas because they were cheap, dependable and when he wanted to sell it he knew it would retain value better than a 6 cylinder car marketed to women.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

What a fat piece of shit. Who records themselves driving? He might not be gay but he sure is a faggot. It’s a rental car, nobody cares.

You're forgetting the "Joe lane" videos.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

My dad always drove Corollas because they were cheap, dependable and when he wanted to sell it he knew it would retain value better than a 6 cylinder car marketed to women.

Of course - your father sounds like a sensible, gainfully employed man with some foresight.

You’d buy a V6 post-crash Mustang if you had nowhere to be. But if you have places to go, things to do, and people to see, you go with reliability. You go with gas efficiency. You go with Kaizen.

You go with the Corolla.

 

[FurBurger]

Aside from that spic faggot who murdered all those kids in Texas the other day and possibly late stage Michael Jackson, I've never been as revolted by another man's appearance as I am by Patrick's. And it's not even a physical ugliness thing. You see ugly dudes every day and who gives a shit. No, it's something else, something deeper and instinctual. There's poison and mental illness radiating off him combined with a soft, mama's boy, ice cream face. I hate him so much it's hard to put into words.

He's got the soft, doughy features and mannerisms of Pruitt Taylor Vince playing a kid toucher; and it just naturally sets you on edge.

 

[Stent]

He desperately wants to be a car-show host like on Top Gear.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He desperately wants to be a car-show host like on Top Gear.

I wanna see Jeremy Clarkson forcibly sodomize Pat over his Mustang.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Damn, this guy cant STAND being in such a low powered car. Anything less powerful than a super cool Mustang simply will not do. This guy has STANDARDS and probably gets mad pussy

 

[Tortfeasor]

He got stuck

He’s the only real living human I’ve seen that falls into the uncanny valley.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That Toyota will go 500k but his American muscle will need a new engine every 50k and its electrical will be shot, it will leak fluids like a sieve and rattle like a baby toy. Not to mention all that plastic in the interior.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I can't watch his dead eyes or listen to his androgynous annunciation but did he use this as an excuse to reference his faggot car? Car guy Pat is one of my favorite personas of his knowing how useless he is at handy work. I didn't read into his Mustang forum escapades but assume he shat up the forum with his dash trim kit commentary to people that build engines and chassis.