Lucy Lawless Appreciation Thread

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Photo from last night, Lucy may be a princess in the streets but she's a freak between the sheets.

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So jealous, so jealous. But it’s a sin not to cum inside Lucy.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

So jealous, so jealous. But it’s a sin not to cum inside Lucy.

Oh, i also clogged her up my friend.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Lucy.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Lucy.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Lucy about it.
"Lucy, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

She whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dear Holy Trinity, united in perfect love, all three of you coexist in one being.

Oh Holy Trinity, come down upon me for I, your poor miserable servant call upon you.

Oh Lucy, you are mighty and have done great things for me, I am your servant, use me as you wish.

Oh loving caring Ricci, you have saved me from total damnation, how shall I repay you?

Love, Peace and Joy dearest Bellucci, without you I would be lost, you give me the strength I need.

Holy Trinity, I submit myself to you, amen.

Glory be to Lucy, Ricci and Bellucci, as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, amen.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Love ya, miss ya @Ricci Ryda, come back soon!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I have been prancing, vamping and sashaying all night through my apartment listening to this masterpiece, you have a gift @The Torquis de Lard!

 

[guest]

I really like this new 70's style look that Chick from Paramore is sporting. Really makes me want to see her orange bush.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Happy Halloween Alliance Chads!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Have a wonderful day Alliance Chads, Lucy Bless.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Have a wonderful rest of your day Alliance Chads!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Fuck Dan Mullen!

Enjoy your firing fuckface, The Alliance always wins in the end!

 

[DanFielding]

 

[guest]

Lucy is just lin berggren from ace of base but with downs
You guys are obsessed with a down syndrome girl. Haha.

Here, this is a real, non-handicapped woman:

 

[guest]

Lucy is just lin berggren from ace of base but with downs
You guys are obsessed with a down syndrome girl. Haha.

Here, this is a real, non-handicapped woman:

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I won’t let myself be angered by these provocations.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Lucy is just lin berggren from ace of base but with downs
You guys are obsessed with a down syndrome girl. Haha.

Here, this is a real, non-handicapped woman:

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I‘m down with the Blonde Chick from Ace of Base. I am not down with the Lucy Lawless slander.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I won’t let myself be angered by these provocations.

I‘m down with the Blonde Chick from Ace of Base. I am not down with the Lucy Lawless slander.

I second these notions, and put forth the notion that @Blaaackjaaack be raped by a pack of niggers.