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If only I had the sway to book him at hooli’s
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Looks like Joe is struggling for work
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Hoolies for me always, Hoolies for you never. Child.
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"So so so so so you're saying I can't help your merlot go down easy with some 'Hot Smoke & Sassafras'!?!"
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He could always try to play the MOO-se Lodge again. Punchin out.
Just go to the job site, pick up a broom and start sweeping
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Well he still answers his phone. I told him to blow me and he said he would if I was there and then he called me a homosexual.
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No vocaroo?
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Was nothing special
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Maybe the Joyce Pub has a spot..
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"Even more so for professional working musicians such as myself"
You cant not read that shit in his voice.
You cant not read that shit in his voice.
I would sympathize with anyone else in the world who posted this. Coming from Joe it just makes me laugh. I wonder if FH Riley’s is looking for someone.
First time I’ve ever heard the claim that music was a seasonal business I feel like I see way more bands playing out during the fall and winter than the summer.
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Oh you'll do it "gratis" fucking mong
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You would think as a musical unicorn and "The Beethoven of our times" Joe would be booked for months in advance. Thanks Joe Biden.
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You know why
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It's funny, I know another amateur guitar hobbyist who gives guitar lessons. He pretends he "owns and operates a music school", but he really just gives freelance lessons to kids. Anyway, he started tweeting full-time in 2021, lots of gay political hot takes and Elon worship. And he's always complaining about how "business fell off under Biden/Harris", but sees no correlation between his tweets (under his real name) and the loss of business. He's sabotaging himself, he's too deluded to see it, and he just can't stop tweeting.
No one wants to hire Joe. He's a flabby, old, shabbily-clothed jerk off, who never stops posting retarded Trump memes, and his "show" consists of him warbling along to an iPad. His most prestigious gigs were at some hotel in Virginia and on a leaky old foreign cruise ship. He not only suffers from crippling delusions of grandeur, he's also a total retard. There's something about guitar playing that really brings out the asshole in people.
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I still think those chain music schools they have in strip malls (School of rock I think?) would be a viable option for Joe to pick up some extra shekels. He can play guitar at a mediocre level, but good enough to teach some asshole kids the basics
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He could just advertise online and pick up a quick $50-60 a pop giving remedial lessons to kids and retards. Three or four lessons a month and he'd be making way more than he makes right now. But he'd have to take a shower and look semi-presentable, so that's out.